wake up.......

straight to the bathroom......

piss.........

go to kitchen to get a diet coke.....

jump on pc.....

and light up smoke....




every day, same shit

I get up out of bed & the gas in my stomach run straight to my ass & I do a fart.

I dont usually have a shower in teh morning. I am a night time showerer type of guy.

After not having a shower, I brush my teeth, put on doodorant, put on clothes, bypass breakfast & go straight to work.

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It takes exactly 17 minutes and 48 seconds for me to release some ammonia, shower, shave, iron my clothes, have sex, brush my hair, have a ciggie, find some socks, spray aftershave, find my car keys and brush my teeth.

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"The first stage of the great adventure has concluded happily, and here I am installed in Mexico, although I have no idea about the future" Che Guevara

depends on how early i wake up compared to when i have to be somewhere
i generally wake up about 40 minutes before i have to be anywhere
and yes, sometimes i don't have anywhere to be till like 3 so i set my alarm for 215
i wake ups, sit in bed for a while, realize i'm gonna be late, stumble down the stairs to the shower, come back upstairs, throw clothes on, leave
i can go from waking up to completely showered and everything in about 8 minutes
and when i don't have anything to do and i still wake up before 12, its the same as that ^ just fixing a pot of coffee before i shower, and after the shower coming back and sitting in front of my computer for an hour or so sipping coffee

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wake up around 6 AM

grab some clothes to wear

take a shower (and a nap )

eat and pack bags

go to school at 7:15

morning poops are teh best!

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Originally posted by Mebot morning poops are teh best!

yup, they sure aarrrr!

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1.Wake up at 5:50
2.whine and bitch to my self on how i dont feel good and dont want to go to school that day for about 5 mins
3.Get out of bed and walk stright to my PC and Turn up my speakers to what ever my winamp is playing.
4.head to the restroom and brush teeth etc.....
5.Put on clothes
6.Then head to my moms room and ask for lunch money
7.Walk to my friends house a couple blocks away so he can give me a ride to school
8.arrive at school, play hacky sack
9.7:15 bell rings head to class


Boring Life

*usally i dont eat in the morning or else ill begin to feel like trowing up

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Originally posted by töbias It takes exactly 17 minutes and 48 seconds for me to release some ammonia, shower, shave, iron my clothes, have sex, brush my hair, have a ciggie, find some socks, spray aftershave, find my car keys and brush my teeth.

So what you are saying is that either 1) you brush your teeth with your car keys or 2) you hold your car keys while brushing your teeth because the jingling adds additonal stimulation to the bristle action?

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Originally posted by TweeK 6.Then head to my moms room and ask for lunch money

hehe

lunch money

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Originally posted by Mebot hehe lunch money

LOL! yeah cant leave my house without my lunch money

High school

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