so u go out drinking the night before and hit a few parties. u get drunk as hell drinking everything in sight from moonshine to grappa to beer to rum and cokes. u wake up the next morning shit faced. and u feel an urge in ur stomach. do u have to puke? no u dont feel it in ur throat. hmm what could it be. and when u get up and have breakfast it hits ur ass like a double barrell shotgun. u know what u got to do. so u make a run for that washroom. pull down ur pants and drop it like its hot. an eruption lets go and that pain in ur stomach fades with one fowl swoop from ur sphincter. u get up clean urself up, whip annd turn around to flush. however when u flush nothing happens. u flush again still nothin. u look outside and see a plumber's truck and realize ur water has been turned off and the toillete u did ur business in is the patient that needs to be operated on.
God Bless Saturdays and every smelly plumber out there
Last edited by Vivid Boy on Feb-05-2005 at 20:18
Feb-05-2005 19:12
Carney
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Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Temple
liquidation
Feb-05-2005 19:14
LKD
Omni-peasant
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Its June 18th, 2005, I'm at the Skybar
its gonna be funny when the plumber gets back from home depot. he has no clue whats awaiting him. i went back in the washroom and its like a warzone in there. and the submarine is still at sea level
Feb-05-2005 19:27
Funkyfun
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2004
Location: Toronto
quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
the submarine is still at sea level
HAha.... hopefully the plumber won't go into a comma after seeing the length and width of that submarine u manufactured and kept as a souvenir....
Feb-05-2005 19:43
goodnet
•Damn• I look good.
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Toronto, Canada
Re: dont u love it when this happens
quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
and when u get up and have breakfast it hits ur ass like double barrell shotgun.
LOL!!!!!!
Feb-05-2005 19:44
VERTiG0
cunning linguist.
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: no longer Cambridge, Ontario, Canada
It's a Los Angeles class SSN isn't it?
Feb-05-2005 19:50
Pett
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Toronto, Canada
quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
sorry. i just really felt like saying drop it like its hot in reference to a turd.
hopefully the plumber won't go into a comma after seeing the length and width of that submarine u manufactured and kept as a souvenir....
