So...I'm on my way back from school yesterday evening on the subway. At one of the stations, two black guys walk in. One is older, normally dressed. His buddy on the other hand is in an orange jumpsuit (like the ones they wear in prison) and is wearing sneakers/slippers. To top it off, both of his hands are inside the suit so you can't see them. 1st thought...somebody escape from jail? The look on some people's faces was priceless. Definately a Kodak moment. hehe

Anyone else have stories?

oh man! Trying to make it to the last Ultra Spin, was a mission and a half(which i never completed )

So i head to JoinT's house for some pre-drinking, and we meet up with one of his buddies. We proceed to drink very hard for 1 hour, and then realise we better get moving or we will miss the guestlist.

so we hop on a TTC bus, and take it to Finch station, get on the subway, look over, and one of the guys is about to pass out(drunk!!!). so we get off, after one stop, and sit in the subway station for 1.5hours!!!

The best part of the night was, when ever a subway would come by, the conductor would always ask if our buddy was ok, and we said, yeah we would take care of him.

But then the conductors started to get funny, they started to make gaging sounds, and cracking jokes about our buddy. It was awsome. THe conductors were super nice, and funny as hell!

Even though i ended up missing Ultra Spin(dave ralph come back!), i still had a good time, and in the end our buddy went home ok, so thats the most important part.

1) some dude talking to himself loudly.... he was mostly talking about how he wanted the train conductor to make the train go faster

I'm pretty sure he was schizophrenic, on drugs, or both


2) some Native Indian dude started ranting to a couple of suburban white kids about the plight of his people and how white people are evil

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I always see random drunk guys...the funniest was one who couldnt even sit up let alone stand, and he kept leaning right into the laps of the ppl near him....then (this is why we dont touch the poles on the ttc, ok people???) he started sucking on the pole like he was totally making out with it!!! I was sooo grossed out. Also he was smoking on the train, and NOBODY ever says anything to people that smoke on the train!!! Pisses me off!!! I can understand him, cuz he might have done something stupid. An

Another time there was these 2 punks on the train smoking, and I was with a coworker of mine, and I yelled to them if they thought they were cool smoking on the train, and the guy says, "I dunno what your talking about" and his friend started laughing and went to the other side of the car, so I replied "dude, the smoke is coming out of your mouth as your talking and I can see it in your hand. Theres reasons why theres a no smoking by law on the train so put it out!" my coworker was soo embarassed, but I didnt care, this guy was an idiot and totally wouldnt put it out, and NOBODY else said anything. They got off at the next stop and the one who was smoking took a drag and blew the smoke in my direction. AFTER they got off, one of the other ppl on the train goes to me "such punks, hey? I just ignored him...where was he when they were on the train, stupid sucks.

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Don't know if this counts as weird, but...I once saw this guy (strange looking) dressed like a biker on the TTC. Later in the day I saw him again...when I was in a court room...he lit up a joint and started smoken
I guess it was his way to protest...neways, he was immediately escorted out

The funny thing was that he got past the heavy security check...
The matter being presented was a big trafficking case

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Last edited by b4k-oz on Feb-09-2005 at 20:39

Ugh, TTC gets on my nerves.
Last few times, I have been accussed of inserting 'fake' TTC tickets.
Funny thing was, he said I was going to go to jail and get charged.
Then, while we were talking. He said, you can run off the bus you know? You don't have to come back with me to the station, because if you do. You will get in alot of trouble. When we finally arrive at the station, there was nothing there but another TTC guy. Who threathen me when I didnot allow him to search me. In my knowledge, since he does not posses a badge of somewhat. He is not allowed. But afterall, I took it out. Had no ID. He can't do anything, much of a hassle. Everyone on the bus was looking at me during the whole ride. But I cope with it, since I knew I was not guily. Why do something that is not right? I knew I was innocent, I will fight for it. Very, very angry at the TTC

On the other hand, funny stories along the TTC were:
- Bunch of drunkies aboarding the bus
- Seen a guy jump out the back window
- Kids throwing transfer out the window to their friends outside the bus, smart kids.

my brother and his friends were on the vomit comet once a couple years back, and they were passing a pipe around, and other ppl were smoking it, and nobody said anything...then one of them sparked up a cigarette, and then the driver stopped and made them get off....

so the weed was ok, cigs were a no go....lol

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the most intresting expirience i ever had,was with one of my friends (girl) wich jumped on the seat and started to dance strip tease in the subway car ,it happend on saturday evening and there were only couple groups of people heading towards downtown to party

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we got our friend to grind with some black girl on the subway to all of us singing enformer while drunk. it was both their birthdays so it was pretty cool. we chilled with her and her friends for a bit that night

So yeah I make my way to the subway (St. Patrick Station) I got this free watch out of the mini wheat cereal box, something (from the “robots” movie), offered it to this family with one child on the platform and they looked at me like it was poison or Drugs (of all things ^ . ^), inside of the watch – they strictly said no thanks you!!!!!!!!! geez – did I feel like an ass!
So yeah – Later, I will give it to a residents (at my works) great grandson.. He is so cute and juicy!

Ok, then I am on the subway, there is this girl named Kerri Pollack . . .. On the subway carrying a bag (similar to a piece of luggage) she has this portion with her full mailing address – email and phone numbers all on it – so I felt like I should say something.. But I didn’t at first I just let it slide. So we walk u[p the stairs I follow behind her – noticing this creep reading’ it! The creep reeked of piss too, which was sickening! So yeah – we go up the stairs and I am thinking should I say something – so I did! I told her we live in a crazy world and you don’t want to lead any crazy crazies to ya! She laughed and said VERY TRUE! So I felt good for speakin my mind!

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