I just don't get it.

The guy has a head the size and shape of a watermelon, hair that appears to be stuck on with super glue and the most boring show in television.

But the girls go wild for Burt.

Just why is it?

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"The first stage of the great adventure has concluded happily, and here I am installed in Mexico, although I have no idea about the future" Che Guevara

maybe he's a sex machine

He shits all over the other morning TV programs.

If i was a mum at home i would have a thing for him as well.

would have to agree with stamper on this one
the thing is he has been around for so damn long and is still a hit
granted some of his bits are a tad lame, but you still laugh cause its just Bert (note he has the same status as Jesus)
still love how he does bits with his hair

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i like you

Bert is awesome and always has been since the graham kennedy days... hes just got a natural funny talent to joke about himself... GMA does quite well and its a good excuse for them to still keep him on TV, but also when he was on the panel not too long ago he was a massive laugh... also i would watch GMA over kerrie anne's show any day of the week

... I fucking hate that mole

So a man's humour can overcome all type of superficial barriers?

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"The first stage of the great adventure has concluded happily, and here I am installed in Mexico, although I have no idea about the future" Che Guevara