BERLIN (Reuters) - A plan by a German zoo to test the sexual appetites of a group of suspected homosexual penguins has sparked outrage among gay and lesbian groups, who fear zookeepers might force them to turn straight.



"All sorts of gay and lesbian associations have been e-mailing and calling in to protest," said a spokesman for the zoo in the northwestern city of Bremerhaven on Friday.

He said the zoo concluded the penguins might be gay after seeing male penguins trying to mate with other males and trying to hatch offspring out of stones.

German media reported that female Swedish penguins would be brought to the zoo to test the theory, but when word got out about the plan, the phones started ringing.

"Nobody here is trying to break-up same sex pairs by force," the zoo's director Heike Kueck told public broadcaster NDR. "We don't know if the three male pairs are really gay or just got together because of a lack of females."

God, they are animals, they do whatever feels good.

I swear last night there was a show, and I swear to god this documentary guy must have been fucked up.

There was this thing about how often when animals like deer, elk, or whatever are doing that thing where the two males head butt to see who gets the female, the winner will win...and go off to the female, and the loser will wander away with his head down, but turn around and follow the winner. When the winner is mounting the female, the loser will often go right on ahead and mount the winner right in the rear. So you have like a triple decker thing going on.

Then in that SAME EXACT SHOW the guy went on to say how the male elk would often go up to the babies when they are hungry for milk, because they will...be desperate for milk and act like the male is its mother...but theres no breasts, and its not milk.

I'm fucking serious about all of this.

crazy.

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hot shit man.

Zoos have to make money.

HOT

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Originally posted by dj_bas wow awesome!! that's way bigger than mine

I don't think I've ever gone to the zoo w/o seeing a monkey wacking off

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Originally posted by Cal HOT

you said it bro

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I vote for shooting them with cannons. Cuz i mean...weve heard of gay animals. But how many get shot to death by artillery?

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Originally posted by Orbax I vote for shooting them with cannons. Cuz i mean...weve heard of gay animals. But how many get shot to death by artillery?

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the world is turning into one big witch hunt for gaypeople/animals/sponges.

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Originally posted by beats and beeps God, they are animals, they do whatever feels good. I swear last night there was a show, and I swear to god this documentary guy must have been fucked up. There was this thing about how often when animals like deer, elk, or whatever are doing that thing where the two males head butt to see who gets the female, the winner will win...and go off to the female, and the loser will wander away with his head down, but turn around and follow the winner. When the winner is mounting the female, the loser will often go right on ahead and mount the winner right in the rear. So you have like a triple decker thing going on. Then in that SAME EXACT SHOW the guy went on to say how the male elk would often go up to the babies when they are hungry for milk, because they will...be desperate for milk and act like the male is its mother...but theres no breasts, and its not milk. I'm fucking serious about all of this.

haha beeps i just read that, thats hilarious dude, i want to see that video. i hope it has a badass name like "ANIMALS, the Dark SECRETS you don't tell your children"