Im ridin my motorcycle home and its pretty damn dark out and all of a sudden a fucking softball comes whizzing out of the bushes and passes right in front of my face shield.


HELL NO

I whip a 180 and take the first driveway I see only to find a 7 foot wall of blackberries blocking me from them.

FUCK whip around pop a wheelie down the street corner, and take the drive right around the corner huge field. I was RIGHT THERE when I turned around initially!!!! I would have caught the ******s they would have been so hard core trapped I could have gloried in blood tonight.

so im like FUCK no one in sight. I park my bike in their driveway and look around for 2 minutes hoping to see little eyes in the shades peeking out. Nothing. THen I see ANOTHER house connected to the yard. I cant just storm and be like wheres your fuckin kids! to a random house.

so I walk out into the middle of the yard, in full view of both houses. I stare up at house #2. Its a party in there. I stare in all the windows for a minute or so until someone notices me. The house goes dead silent. I continue to stare (they cant see through my face shield) for another minute or so and then slowly walk out looking around more.

I take off in a wheelie.

Then turn around and cruise by in neutral.

then take off.

then wait 2 minutes

then cruise by with my bike OFF.

still nada.

Fuck it im going home.

I go for about 3 minutes and im like HELL no. WHoever fuckin did that Literally could have KILLED ME. Dont fuck around with motorcycles!!!!!! ARHGHGHGH

so im like thats it im knocking on the shack (two options shack where poor people with shitty attitude kids would live or party house where bored snobby little shits would be, I chose poor people) and asking if they have kids.

So i cruise by again silently, and im like...poor people shoot people for no reason. Fuck it im really going home...then cruise by ONE more time hoping. Gah! Nothing.

Then Im almost home and im like...shoulda asked the party people with a total view of the yard if they had seen kids!!!!! too late.

But that place is on the way to my brothers house to which I go several times daily. This shit aint cool to have to worry about getting knocked off my fucking motocycle every time I ride by...

Sigh so now its every time I go by im gonna STOP, look to the edge of their yard THEN go. And if I ever see anyone...HoohohohohohohoHOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY GOD

welcome to the black leather clad avenger in a black face mask with carbon fiber knuckle gaurds and a school sprinting and long distance running record after your ass.

Im also gonna tell my bro to keep an eye out. All we gotta do is see where they run. and then its all fuckin over. Cry or Die is their option now, if only they knew it.

Orbax holds grudges FOREVER. There are some kids from middle school that ive shoved around recently because they were assholes 8 years ago. These kids get the fresh wrath. I HOPE They are shitty little teenagers OH god!!! itll be GLORIOUS.