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Henkie_henk
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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Viva Hollanda

Reasons To Be Single

Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.

I wouldn't have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.

I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please.

I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here".

I'd be painting the town instead of the house.

When I get home after work, I don't have to start work again.

I could show my girlfriend where I live.

I'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.

The only weeds I'd be concerned with are the ones I'm rolling.

I would have saved $372,416.21 in groceries by now.

I wouldn't catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear!

I'd get to see what my paycheck looks like.

I'd get to see what my credit cards look like.

You can see a different face when you wake up in the morning, every day of the week!

Going to a strip club doesn't have to be a covert mission.

Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.

I wouldn't have to watch sub-titled French films.

I could home drunk to sleep, instead of under a bridge.

I could use my own name at hotels.

I wouldn't have a driving instructor grading me every time I go somewhere.

When asked his opinion, a single guy can say "Hell yes, you're fat!".

And no i dont take these seriously..(well @ least not all of em)

(L)Ltje

the only thing which annoyed me was I wouldn't have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants. Since my clothes RULE

GreetZz ma niggaZzz

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Oct-30-2001 17:20

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.montecarlo.
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Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Vancouver, BC Former SN: InsomnEac

lol, funny cos its true

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When asked his opinion, a single guy can say "Hell yes, you're fat!".

lmao!! even if you're single and u say that, u betth watch out

heh, those are awsome henkie

Oct-30-2001 19:46 Canada

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kluba_702
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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Boston, USA

Re: Reasons To Be Single

quote:
Originally posted by Henkie_henk

I wouldn't catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear!

c'mon.........u didn't have to go there

Oct-30-2001 19:58 United States

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Ur Dream Grl
The Lizard Lady

Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Ft. lauderdale (USA)

I though you had GOOD reasons to be single.. and that would be such a boring life living like the guy who worte that...

im happy having my baby.. and it couldnt be any better... hehehhehe

uhuuuuuuu

xoxo Ur Dream Grl

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Oct-30-2001 22:17 Brazil

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Eugene
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Registered: May 2001
Location: Maryland USA

quote:
Originally posted by Ur Dream Grl
im happy having my baby..xoxo Ur Dream Grl

pardon?

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Oct-30-2001 22:27 Russia

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Ur Dream Grl
The Lizard Lady

Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Ft. lauderdale (USA)

hehehehhe.. Nooooooooooo .... Eugene... hey sorry.. i didnt mean "baby" as a "baby".. I meant.."Baby" cause thats how i call my boyfriend... hehehhe

sorry...

hehe
xoxo Ur Dream Grl

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Oct-30-2001 23:08 Brazil

fastmp3
ta main sur le zbebs

Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Montreal/Canada & Casablanca/Morocco (the ROOTS of TRANCE)

Being single sucks big time

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Oct-30-2001 23:56 Morocco

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Eugene
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Registered: May 2001
Location: Maryland USA

quote:
Originally posted by FASTDJMP3
Being single sucks big time

absolutely.

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Oct-31-2001 01:05 Russia

lMIlk
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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: super size fries

quote:
Originally posted by FASTDJMP3
Being single sucks big time

uhghghgm

Oct-31-2001 02:00 United States

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Henkie_henk
Almighty Trance Addict

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Viva Hollanda

quote:
Originally posted by Ur Dream Grl
I though you had GOOD reasons to be single.. and that would be such a boring life living like the guy who worte that...

im happy having my baby.. and it couldnt be any better... hehehhehe

uhuuuuuuu

xoxo Ur Dream Grl

true true.. first time i read these i thought.. wtf.. i love being with her.. but than.. hey they r pretty funny! *click* "Ta Forum"

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Oct-31-2001 10:42

Flippe
Snap jij het wel ?

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Asten, Netherlands

LOL

Nice reasons
I think I'll stay single :P

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Hi-Voltage
Fullmoon Festival addict

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Buddha-pest

what a shit!!!LOL

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