Okay, what it means:

0 – You are a disgrace. Hand in your badge and gun, you are fired. You need to carry a warning on your TA login confirming your Newbie status, and all your opinions will be severely questions as to their basis and your credibility. Get down the local record store and learn how to use a turntable. And no you can’t fry eggs on them…

1 – You are confused. Are you sure you don’t like Rock Music? Do you wear black t-shirts? A bit disappointed in your efforts we all are. Start scanning the list for areas you can improve your rating, and hurry. You may not wish to tell your friends about the Rock Music fetish. And don’t bother starting work on a Heavy Metal remix.

2 – You need help. You’d better make friends with someone a little higher up the list because for all your effort you are missing the basics. It’s hard to believe you are putting in the time and not getting the results. You need professional help. Send a pm to someone with a higher score, and ask them to spank you before helping you achieve one with the TA Gods.

3 – You are a pudding. Kind of hard at the top, but all soft and runny underneath. You’ve obviously been in the scene for a little while, but you need to establish yourself and get the love of the music into your veins. It’s hard to be a true Trance Addict whilst on a rating 3. Stop being soft.

4 – You have potential. You could be a star but you don’t know a thing about getting the most out of your time and energy. You expect to get ahead without the late nights? C’mon, you want to be a TA, its not an easy job you know, its not going to fall into your lap. Less cones and more music.

5 – You are a princess. Don’t go around kissing frogs you have the special touches that separate you from the regular Trance crowd. You are close to being a Doctor of Trance and handing some awards yourself. Hold you head a little higher than the rest. Make sure that you aren’t the ugly princess.

6 – Trance Snob! Yep, you have the collection, and you know your stuff. Non trance friends hate you because you know your music really well, you rock it pretty well when you want. Just don’t become a armchair Trance fan, get up and dance too. Don’t think you are the best though.

7 – You need to network some more. Get out there, meet people, hand out your demo disks, kiss some ass, tell some lies to get you in the VIP sections, give the occasional blow job; you’ve got the grooves now get the contacts.

8 – You can do the moonwalk sideways. Yep, to score this high you need to practically own a club, whether by your dancing or contacts. Maybe you need to get international to climb the list, and don’t hold back. You get free first class flights when you score this high.

9 – You are my hero. You should have a white horse in your avatar, you rock, and you probably beat crime by playing music people love to groove to. Your custom TA status should remind people that you funk better than your friends, and you demand respect. We love you.

10 – You are God. You know your stuff, you are the cool of the cool.

___________________
"The first stage of the great adventure has concluded happily, and here I am installed in Mexico, although I have no idea about the future" Che Guevara

I got me a 7

___________________

Spacy dreamer

i'm a 6. Does throwing a trance party at my house count?

10 = You are hopeless
9 = You need therapy
8 = You need to get a life

Trance is but a subgenre of a genre of music (EDM). Becoming obsessed with it won't make you a better person or fulfill you.

___________________
"Trance is dead. Ferry Corsten killed it." -Ishkur

i would have to say that anyone who gets all of this questions right should be ashame of himself...
according to your scoring system i am not a TA and if TA's should be based on those 10 stupid questions i would be glad not to be one

___________________
TUNES OF THE MOMENT

1 - Prodigy - voodoo people, my message notifier is flutlicht - the fall (deep fall mix) and my low battery notifier is dirt devils - the drill... (all mp3 samples... got me a fancy cell phone) 1 pt

2 - dont have a hold button at home 0 pt

3- yup on a number of occasions 1 pt

4- ive seen pvd and tiesto, and i dont really want to se sasha and oakenfold. but ive seen a ton of other dj's so im gonna give myself 1 pt anyways

5- no im poor... unless quebec counts as another coutry 0 pt

6- been there done that. a few times 1 pt

7- no and nor do i want 10..... havent heard one i liked yet 0 pt

8- yes i have a pissload of livesets 1 pt

9- 2 pair snug phat pants (1 pair snug 702 series, 1 pair snug 703 series) a pair of caffeine parachute pants, and a pair of illig parachute jeans. and various shirts 1 pt

10- nope im not that much of a dj whore. and when blank and jones come back to canada.... im sure ill get a point for this catagory... 0pt

so total score is 6

___________________

quote:

Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

quote:

Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

i got 0. goodbye, gonna go listen to britney spears...

___________________
So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from Hell,
Blue skys from pain.
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

got a 6

___________________
Top 5:
1.Yahel Feat. A-Force - Behind Silence
2.Phynn - Lucid
3.Fred Baker Vs. Keyboards Kids - All Of Us (Fred Baker Mix)
4.Perry O'Neil - Wave Force (Özgür Can Vs. Yilmaz Remix)
5.Evolve - Safe To Dream (Thrillseekers Remix)

Old favourites:
Marco Bailey & Redhead - Watch Out
Matt Darey Presents Li Kwan - Point Zero 2004
Fictivision Vs. C-Quence - Symbols (Original Mix)

i got 1.

1. yep
2. nup
3. yep
4. yep
5. yep
6. yep
7. yep
8. nup
9. I had a visor once
10. yep. (playing after a few of em has its perks )

8/10

8 – You can do the moonwalk sideways. Yep, to score this high you need to practically own a club, whether by your dancing or contacts. Maybe you need to get international to climb the list, and don’t hold back. You get free first class flights when you score this high.

ahah, i can do the moonwalk sideways!

___________________
CLICK HERE FOR SOUNDCLOUD

quote:

10 – You are God. You know your stuff, you are the cool of the cool.

Im god then, well, Deus does mean "God" in Latin afterall....

___________________
http://soundcloud.com/drewwihl