my girlfriend is way too horny. she came over after work and we screwed for like.. two hours, and she wouldn't stop crawling all over me like some crazed sex fiend. i'm all about sex, don't get me wrong. but she just wouldn't stop and her kisses started getting sloppy, i was quite baked at the time and started to laugh, and had to lie about why i was laughing.

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n00b, there no such thing as too horny

yer probley secretly gay , dont even know it yourself yet.

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Originally posted by Pettiscool n00b, there no such thing as too horny yer probley secretly gay , dont even know it yourself yet.

haha that made me laugh and i have no idea why...

ha.

you must like being drooled on.

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For christ's sake if you're going to bring her all that unsolicited sex make her bring you a beer at least. Your prostate ain't working for free ya know!

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she's sucking cock behind your back

+1

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The Ecstasy (MDMA) Bible Thread 2.0

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Originally posted by Masonious you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".

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Originally posted by Lephaid she's sucking cock behind your back +1

i can't take someone as bitter as you seriously. or slutty. i suppose it takes one to know one, but i imagine you have a pretty skewed view of reality and should be left alone.

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dude...i love when my girlfriend crawls all over me. how long have you 2 been going out? do you think i'll eventually not like it and laugh at her cuz im stoned?

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} i can't take someone as bitter as you seriously. or slutty. i suppose it takes one to know one, but i imagine you have a pretty skewed view of reality and should be left alone.

oh bse, you know I'm just kidding. ;P

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Originally posted by Masonious you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".

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Originally posted by dj_bas dude...i love when my girlfriend crawls all over me. how long have you 2 been going out? do you think i'll eventually not like it and laugh at her cuz im stoned?

i'm just a bit crazy. it wasn't like i didn't enjoy it. it was that she wanted to make out all sloppy like and it was making me laugh. and then she said she had to go home and i was like (in my head), "alright, i'll make that track after she goes," and even though she had homework and school the next day she kept on trying to make out all sloppy light and i couldn't handle it. hehe, don't get me wrong, i'm very much in love with her, but she's a handful.

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worst relationship thread, ever.

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it's just totally lacking in the drama required for one to work.

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The Ecstasy (MDMA) Bible Thread 2.0

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Originally posted by Masonious you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".