Lam's bday weekend
Starts off friday night, houseparty, 10pm

Ching, wee-uns x6, vodka, mixing, ppl, randomness all finishing round 6am
but noooo, some of us can't be bothered to stop, so off we head to an afterparty at another house, more ching, 2x more wee-uns, guitars, hilarious attempt at ouija board
ppl started dropping like flies, and by 11am it was just 4 of us left
finished of the ching and final wee-un between us all
then we had ideas
118 118 were unable to supply us with numbers for various things, to quote my mate:
"Hi, I'm on drugs and I need a hooker.... no? You dont have numbers for hookers then? oh alright, what about strippers....? nope? man.... ok, how about a ninja, I need someone killed?" *click*

We also tried for:
A stripper with ingrown toenails
A midget hooker with no teeth
Yellow pages it was, lets find a clown, that would be fun... no clowns available at 2pm on a Saturday? poop
how about a magician, Uncle Zeeto and Mr Scruffy the dog.... £105 an hour, fuck that!
Ah to hell with it, lets get a stripper!!

Minging, but what do you expect for £65 ;p
2 bottles of Jack Daniels later, and I realise I'm supposed to be in central London for 10pm to go to Chinawhites with my mate and a bunch of his female uni student friends
Dash home, shower, realise I havent eaten since friday evening, slept since thursday night, and and proper pissed from all the JD
Doesnt stop me
RAWR!!
Get into Chinawhites, and OMG, I wasted SO much money, £7 for a pack of cigs, £4.50 for some spring rolls, £140 for a bottle of JD!!!!!
My credit card is still weeping
and whilst jamming on the dancefloor bumped into Jamie Oliver, ROFL!!
Left Chinas at 5am, caught bus back to Twickenham, things are a bit blurry til I wake up in some expenisve huge house at like 2pm, wondering where the fuck I was, hehehe
only got home 11:30pm yesterday, and been at work all day.
Fucking top class weekend, but at a total cost of £445, I don't think it's the kind I'll be having anytime soon
*drops dead*
Pics from weekend:
http://alink.packetslut.co.uk/gallery/view...bumName=album40
I couldnt get me camera into Chinas tho
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