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| quote: | Originally posted by tu_face
the cause of spontaneous combustion is nothing to do with the position of the sun & magnetic fields... it happens when u fart, burp & hiccup all at the same time |
that has also been known to cause much more serious disasters.. the dinosaurs were wiped out when a brachiosaurus farted, burped & hiccuped at the same time.. the air expelled could not be replaced, thus causing a vaccum in its bowels.. the beast collapsed into itself which caused a black hole (one which only affected organic matter) and all the dinosaurs were sucked in and killed.
DISCLAIMER: the above paragraph is random bullshit. please disregard.
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