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i'm finally coming out of the closet and i want you all to be the first to know...
thread title is pretty self-explanitory i guess hehehe. last night i was out with the guys and i started to feel something for my old roomate. i dunno...i've always been a little curious, but i'm thinking about saying something to him. what do you guys think? send teh lettar? i was thinking something along these lines:
hey man,
i had a great time hanging out with you last night, but is something i wanted to talk about. so you know i've been single for a while now, and lets face it, i just can't pull tail like i used to hehe. then i look at you and you're this nerdy computer guy that likes motorcycles so its not like you have any prospects that don't have beards or a mustache. and that's where i come in. i don't have a beard or a mustache so technically if you started dating me it'd actually be more like dating a woman then those bearded freak show bitches you're with now. i'd be a good boyfriend...i'll pick up around the house and cook up some maccaroni and cheese or something, while you bring home the bacon and then i'll give you the sausage if you know what i mean. so what do you think? i've always thought you were leaning that direction, so lets just jump off and start fucking because i'm getting pretty lonely over here. if you turn me down i'll probably think about joining the foreign service or try to get arrested, then i'll surely get the man beef that i'm starting to crave. so, i hope this wasn't awkward and if you're not interested i hope i'm still coming over again. talk to you later, jason.
so what do you guys think? go or no??
APRIL FOOLS BITCHES!!
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