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_Ocean_Drive_
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Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Iwate

Jokes

I don't know if one of these has been done before, but I thought I'd add a random joke, and then poeple can add as they wish!

This is quite a simple but funny one!

A man walks into a library and shouts at the librarian "2 pints of beer and a packet of crisps please". The librarian responds quietly and says "excuse me, sir, this is a library" to which the man whispers back, "I'd like 2 pints of beer and a packet of crisps"...

Mar-30-2005 18:54 Japan

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Kaz
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Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Toronto

Q: Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
A: Because from a distance they looked like hares

Mar-31-2005 03:40

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Trancealot
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Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Binghamton,ny--Roxy NYC!

what do you call a computer that travels?

commuter

I just made that up on the spot. I see from 1-10 that is a 1 to 2 tops.

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Iio - Rapture(riva edit)
Dj Encore - I see right through you
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The best vocal tunes on LI RIP(2001-2002)

Mar-31-2005 04:28 United States

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Billche
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Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Toronto, Ontario

What do you call a cow with no legs?

-Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

-Lean beef.

2 muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin says to the second, "Holy shit its getting hot in here." The second muffin replies "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

Mar-31-2005 13:26 Canada

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Dervish
Your opinion matters.

Registered: Dec 2003
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Oldy but a goody in a bad way.

Two cows are standing in a field.

One cow turns to the other "I'm really shitting it about this mad cow disease thing that seems to be going around."

To which the other cow says "Thats the kinda thing that makes me glad I'm a duck."

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Mar-31-2005 13:35