Only in Britain...can a pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance.
Only in Britain...do supermarkets make sick people wal all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain...do people order double cheeseburgers,large fries, and a DIET coke.
Only in Britain...do banks leave both door open and chain pens to counters.
Only in Britain...do we leave cars woth thousands of pounds on the drive and put our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain...do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight.
Only in Britain...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing Christmas decorations were choclate.
British hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parks of plastic toys pulled out of the sole of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars

and finally.......
in 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toliet.

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LMAO!!!! NECE THREAD! :TF:

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hehe ....nice ones!!!

like the injury ones.

There's an exact same joke about the United States.
You (or whoever wrote these in the first place) just took the "US" replaced it with "Britain."

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I didn't copy them from no where apart from an e-mail someone sent me, and how exactly do you know that an american copied them from a Brit has that thought ever come across?

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Hahaha nice one mate!

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haha very nice one

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I'd be offended if every word of that wasn't true I test batteries on my tounge too

same here its weird cos 9v isn't exactly like licking a pylon lol hrm its slightly hard to believe the battery one in a way

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan Only in Britain...can a pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance. Only in Britain...do supermarkets make sick people wal all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain...do people order double cheeseburgers,large fries, and a DIET coke. Only in Britain...do banks leave both door open and chain pens to counters. Only in Britain...do we leave cars woth thousands of pounds on the drive and put our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Britain...do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight. Only in Britain...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in Britain...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

sorry to burst ur bubble, but the same goes here in seattle!!!

>JM<