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funny first date
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> > This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not! This
> > was
> > on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find
> > the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner
> > described her worst first date experience. There absolutely no question as
> > to why her tale took the prize!
> >
> > She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had
> > taken
> > her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight). They
> > were
> > strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun
> > but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
> > They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
> > realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an
> > hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her
> > companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
> >
> > Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
> > point
> > where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the
> > road,
> > or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly
> > crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started.
> > Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let
> > her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion
> > stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real
> > gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the
> > relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
> >
> > Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As
> > she
> > bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were
> > firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump
> > handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh
> > from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new
> > problem due to the extreme cold.
> >
> > Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her date's
> > concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was
> > "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance"!
> >
> > He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and
> > then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She
> > too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves,
> > they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was,
> > they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take
> > something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
> > Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
> > place,
> > both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.
> >
> > So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip
> > his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
> >
> > As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down.. or perhaps that
> > should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
> >
> > Jay Leno's comment - - - - This gives a whole new meaning to being
> > "pissed
> > off".
ever had any dates like this?
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"Her lips were red, her looks were free,
Her locks were yellow as gold :
Her skin was as white as leprosy,
The Night-mare LIFE-IN-DEATH was she,
Who thicks man's blood with cold."
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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