By high demand, i've been asked to post my stories that i read from mags and the internet. So i'm gonna post some then next week, i'll post even more and you get the picture. if you've heard one or all of them, sorry i'll put up more next week.

1.DJ Taucher gets beated by bouncers

A while ago, Taucher was playing in a UK Club. So he sat in on the bar and the bouncers started to yell at Taucher to get down but the problem is that Taucher cannot speak english or understand it very well. The bouncers rip him off the bar and throw him to the floor and start kicking the shit outta him till the promoter saves his ass and tells the bouncers, he is the deejay.

2.Tiesto drinks too much

Tiesto plays GateCrasher i believe, they gave him some vodka bottle, he finished all of it by the end of his set. The promoter goes to see him and asks tiesto how are you feeling and he says i feel i'm gonna be sick and throws up in the dj booth. Funny enough, the deejay after him was guy ornadel and he threw up too but away from the club, a few miles away.

3.Richie vs. Dave

(some of you have heard this story be4 but i was told to tell my version of it, so i'm going too, even tho i was not there)

Creamfields 2000, techno stage, i believe. Dave Clarke is finishing up his set with Zombie Nation-kernkraft 400, his own mix btw. RIchie is setting up and richie asks dave to play another tune. BTW (richie hates this song). Dave thinks richie gave him the finger, so dave picks up the needle and starts the track again, this enrages richie and they exchange curse words and then that leads to fists and the security rushes out and grab them away from each other, dave goes off and during his set, he throws kernkraft 400 into the crowd and i'm not sure if it hit anyone.

I'm tell more next week

those are hilarious! good read

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nice stories...i was wondering what's the story behind this one:

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Radio 1 Website http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/dance/d...aulvandyk.shtml Paul Van Dyk Famous For: 'For An Angel', being a trance God, making women swoon, being adored by Crasherkids, punching the guy who brought Gatecrasher's millennium celebration to a halt, citing New Order and The Smiths as his favourite bands, people spelling his name with an 'e'.

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Top stuff, keep 'em coming

Paul Van Dyk played at a party, and one man from the crowd went up on the roof and started doing shit.. so PVD stopped the music and as soon as the man came down PVD punched him in the face, and then started spinning again.

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This was at Homelands last year. Vestax were sponcering the party so they had sent a pair of Vestax to Sasha for him to try them out before the gig. At the time he was to busy working in the studio so he never had a chance to play with them. When he got to the party he couldn't even beatmatch.He came back from Homelands, took the Vestax (still in the box) and dropped them at the bottom of his fish pond. (he had to send them back)

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A dj here in Israel played at a gig for 16 year olds, and some kid threw at him his glowstick (an orange on), and it hit him in the arm, so he got pissed off and pulled his pants down and showed his glowstick to the kid!

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Originally posted by torontotrance 2.Tiesto drinks too much Tiesto plays GateCrasher i believe, they gave him some vodka bottle, he finished all of it by the end of his set. The promoter goes to see him and asks tiesto how are you feeling and he says i feel i'm gonna be sick and throws up in the dj booth. Funny enough, the deejay after him was guy ornadel and he threw up too but away from the club, a few miles away.

Last week in Montreal he drank beer after beer ... hopefully he didn't puke

dj alonzo i don't think PvD punched the guy ... that's just a rumor

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I've got two stories about Judge Jules.

first one was in the 2000 season in Ibiza he was playing at a club Privalige me thinks. and some guy apparantly touches his wife up so Jules punches this dude then a bouncer breaks it up.

second one was at Godskitchen when a few years ago, during a set someone lobs a £ coin at Jules head hahahaha. he stops the music and scowls looking for the culprit then he decides to get back to his set.

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A while ago dj Jurgen played at a club here and he got his bottle of Cognac from the manager (as always) so he got in the dj booth and started drinking, and spinning...After half an hour he finished almost the entire bottle, getting drunk, so he says to the permanent dj.."hey i have to piss" so he goes out to the toilet and never returns to the booth..turns out he was dancing his ass off on the dancefloor LMAO!!!

Dj Jean performed in a club nearby and my friend worked at that club. He was told to make sure Jean had a good time, so he gets him a bottle of vodka and goes to the lockerroom with him and his recordbagcarrier..Jean and him finish the bottle within a couple of moments and Jean goes to the toilet...my friend hears this load snorting in the toilet so he knows what time it is, Jean comes out with white powder under his nose (was even too drunk to wipe it off)...he staggers to the dj booth and ruins his whole set! he can't beatmatch he can't get his records on the same rhythmn...so after a while they make him leave and he does.....OMG

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Wow... I didn't think PVD could be so violent!!!

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Originally posted by FASTDJMP3 dj alonzo i don't think PvD punched the guy ... that's just a rumor

FaSTDJMP3, it's true...he did punch him at Gatecrasher. He stopped the music, did it and kept on going....

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