Hey guys soo here is my story i just started working at this seafood resturant and there is this guy that worked there for 11 years soo he decieds too pull A prank on me.

now u gotta understand i get real upset at my self if i get yelled at soo i do anything they tell me soo the guy was like "as a busboy u gotta water the plants", i laughed at first then i was like ok do wat he says cuze he looks like he is being serious soo i go outside at 10pm to water the plants soo i come inside with a empty pitcher and my boss is like "why did u go outside " i was like "i had to water the plants "she was like

"U THINK THATS FUCKING FUNNY"
soo i go back to put the pitcher back and see a shitload of guys laughing at me sayind "doood u know u watered fake plants"

well thats was my night and my 3rd day on the job i am really not leaving a good impression on the boss

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LMFAO!!!!!

that was GREAT!

Poor Spek.

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hahahahaha, could you find somewhere that sells tartan paint too spek?

That's awesome

Nothing a night of slapping the meat around can't fix.

Eurggghh, people suck.

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I remember when we used to ask the new waitresses or bus boys/(girls) to go across the street and ask if any of the other restaurants had a "bucket of steam" they could lend us. Funny thing was, it was always the blonde girls who would fall for it.

can u get tartan paint?

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Originally posted by Rodrico I remember when we used to ask the new waitresses or bus boys/(girls) to go across the street and ask if any of the other restaurants had a "bucket of steam" they could lend us. Funny thing was, it was always the blonde girls who would fall for it.

THE GUY THAT PRANKED ME TOLD ME THAT ,THAT THATS WAT THEY DID TO HIM
THEY TOLD HIM TO GET A BUCKET OF STEAM

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worked in a bar for 3 years. asked the new starter to get me some 'ice mix' from the upstairs bar cos we'd run out of ice cubes. he couldnt find it (presume he was looking for a packet of something?!) and asked the manager, who then said to him "are you taking the piss!?" was hilarious.

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I worked at a paint and wallpaper store when I was 15. They put saran wrap under the toilet seat. Thankfully, I noticed the strange reflection of light on the plastic wrap, and removed it before I sat to pee.

That would have been waaaaay worse if I was a guy, I guess!

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