a few weeks or so after she got off the pill its possible but not likely. 1 to 2 months, yes it is very possible, so pull out & shoot it on her face.

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1. How do you get 'oregnant'?

2. Does your drugstore sell condoms?

3. I hope you don't get pregnant.

condoms suck ass

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Originally posted by jonSun so pull out & shoot it on her face

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Originally posted by Salem condoms suck ass

changing diapers sucks ass too

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Originally posted by igottaknow 1. How do you get 'oregnant'? 2. Does your drugstore sell condoms? 3. I hope you don't get pregnant.

1: get some oregano + shove it up your partners minge please excise the type.

2: yes it does.

3: not as much as i hope she doesn't get pregnant!

Every woman is different, some can get pregnant immediatly and for others it can take up to a year...
But yes it is very possible to get pregnant immediatly...my friend got pregnant 2 weeks after she quite taking the pill.

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Even if you win, you're still retarded.

i would hope that a guy by the name of ugly dave would be a walking contraceptive........


but in case your not THAT ugly use this convienient instruction booklet to help...




incase you can't read it ill transcribe the text box for you

Think Anal Sex Hurts? Try having a kid

when you absolutely have to have sex and there's no contraceptive around, take it in the ass

it may not be the most comfortable thing int eh world but it will hurt a whole lot less than squeezing a newborn out of tyour crotch nine months later

brought to you by planned parenthood

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

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Originally posted by colonelcrisp i would hope that a guy by the name of ugly dave would be a walking contraceptive........ but in case your not THAT ugly use this convienient instruction booklet to help... incase you can't read it ill transcribe the text box for you Think Anal Sex Hurts? Try having a kid when you absolutely have to have sex and there's no contraceptive around, take it in the ass it may not be the most comfortable thing int eh world but it will hurt a whole lot less than squeezing a newborn out of tyour crotch nine months later brought to you by planned parenthood

I think I saw that in my Health class on the wall with a bunch of other pamphlets

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Originally posted by TruffleShuffle I think I saw that in my Health class on the wall with a bunch of other pamphlets

That's a real pamphlet? Hahaha I want a copy of that for wall decoration purposes...

-Pass the Condom Truck around and it will bring you luck!-

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