Hey peeps, well im bor3d and this is something ive had in mind for a while....whats your best pickup line....

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ill buy a half gram right now and u can snort it only ctach is u have to snort it off my dick

lol...alrighty then

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy ill buy a half gram right now and u can snort it only ctach is u have to snort it off my dick

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy ill buy a half gram right now and u can snort it only ctach is u have to snort it off my dick

And this would be pleasurable for you how?

Unless, of course, the prospect of some girl smelling your penis is exciting to you, in which case I think you very well may have the strangest fetish I've ever heard of.

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Here are a couple of lines i like to say :

"Hey are you from Memphis? Because you are the Ten I see..."

"Hey there sexy lady .. what would it take for me to go out with a sexy lady like you"

"Hey there .. why don't the two of us enjoy a bottle of cham-pagn-nagne? "(champagne, but i pronounce it this way... the francais way.. hahaha)

"Hey there .. would you like to see me do a dance justin timberlake taught me ?"

I make my phone ring automatically and pretend i am talking with some hot movie star (justin timberlake, colin farrell, ashton, p diddy .. whoever) and that gets the chicks ..

"You have a nice rack .. I can tell that they are not artificial.. i would love for you to milk my children..."

Oh, and my favorite is...

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

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2. Klea - Tic Toc (Paul Van Dyk's Re-Edit)
3. Alibi - Eternity (Inner City Mix)
4. Cirque de Soleil - Pokinoi (Sasha Mix)
5. Chris & Kai vs. Levin - Gone to Heaven

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Originally posted by wwu.punisher And this would be pleasurable for you how? Unless, of course, the prospect of some girl smelling your penis is exciting to you, in which case I think you very well may have the strangest fetish I've ever heard of.

Oh, look, TAs favorite is back online.

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Originally posted by wwu.punisher And this would be pleasurable for you how? Unless, of course, the prospect of some girl smelling your penis is exciting to you, in which case I think you very well may have the strangest fetish I've ever heard of.

Final warning to u punisher, i'm getting sick and tired of your posts

the ban button is beckoning . . .

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Originally posted by itsTrueSonic Here are a couple of lines i like to say : "Hey are you from Memphis? Because you are the Ten I see..." "Hey there sexy lady .. what would it take for me to go out with a sexy lady like you" "Hey there .. why don't the two of us enjoy a bottle of cham-pagn-nagne? "(champagne, but i pronounce it this way... the francais way.. hahaha) "Hey there .. would you like to see me do a dance justin timberlake taught me ?" I make my phone ring automatically and pretend i am talking with some hot movie star (justin timberlake, colin farrell, ashton, p diddy .. whoever) and that gets the chicks .. "You have a nice rack .. I can tell that they are not artificial.. i would love for you to milk my children..."

you're right... big time

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