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So a Spanish Cardinal and an Alabama lawmaker were walking down the street...
And the Cardinal turned to the lawmaker and said,
"Hey, you realize that allowing gay marriages will eventually lead to Auschwitz death camps?"
http://www3.advocate.com/news_detail.asp?id=16122
“No shit?” said the Alabama lawmaker.
“Well I think this calls for a bit of censorship right here in my state! From now on, I think we need to ban ALL books in public school libraries that are written by homosexuals, as well as any books about gay characters then!”
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005...ain691106.shtml
“You know,” says the Cardinal, “I think you’re on to something there. I can also see that you and I share something in common. We are definitely two of the most bigoted, paranoid, homophobic, piece of shit fucks on the planet.”
“So how ‘bout some golf?”
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Whence September dusk grows crisper still,
with leaves all crimson conquered,
I yearn to shout,
and dance about,
and stick pickles in my honker...
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