i vomited through my butt.

that was intense.

wait that was yesterday.

good topic

my friend Cori and i, both 13 years old, decided to take swigs out of every liqour bottle my mom had in her liqour cabinet. no one was home and it was like 4pm, after school. so we got wasted and ordered pizza.

what might be even more impressive was my first time getting drunk at a bar...

it was valentines day and i was 16 years old, and i had just gotten my braces off that very day. my bf at the time was 18 but working at an office in NYC, and he always went to this one bar with all his coworkers where they didn't ID anyone. so for our valentines day date we go to this mexican restaurant for dinner and margaritas. i probably drank 3 margaritas and was wasted already. so then we go over to the bar to meet up with his coworkers, and i was drinking Heineken all night. finally we catch the last train home, and we're walking back to the train station. i'm all wasted, talking to bums, being stupid, etc... once we're on the train and it starts moving, i'm like "oh shit i'm gonna puke" so i run to the bathroom. i didn't make it so i puke all over the train floor in like 3 different areas. the conductor just covered it with newspaper, hahaha. the worst part was that i ate sooo much guacamole with dinner. it was disgusting.

that's a night i've been trying to forget for a looooong time.

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Originally posted by lücid good topic my friend Cori and i, both 13 years old, decided to take swigs out of every liqour bottle my mom had in her liqour cabinet. no one was home and it was like 4pm, after school. so we got wasted and ordered pizza. what might be even more impressive was my first time getting drunk at a bar... it was valentines day and i was 16 years old, and i had just gotten my braces off that very day. my bf at the time was 18 but working at an office in NYC, and he always went to this one bar with all his coworkers where they didn't ID anyone. so for our valentines day date we go to this mexican restaurant for dinner and margaritas. i probably drank 3 margaritas and was wasted already. so then we go over to the bar to meet up with his coworkers, and i was drinking Heineken all night. finally we catch the last train home, and we're walking back to the train station. i'm all wasted, talking to bums, being stupid, etc... once we're on the train and it starts moving, i'm like "oh shit i'm gonna puke" so i run to the bathroom. i didn't make it so i puke all over the train floor in like 3 different areas. the conductor just covered it with newspaper, hahaha. the worst part was that i ate sooo much guacamole with dinner. it was disgusting. that's a night i've been trying to forget for a looooong time.

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First time I got drunk at a bar was in France, we were playin pool and I knocked back about 10-14 pints of Guinness...it was awesome...that was back in 9th grade.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

first time i was drunk i was with my friends at a party here..... i drove... by myself and met upwith them in the party .... was sooo wasted that i pucked on my friends front yard.. and mailbox... then i got into the car... was about to drive off... my friend got her driver to take me home :s... the next day i had to explain to my mom y i needed a ride to get my car :s

the first time i got drunk i fell asleep with my head resting on the inside of a toilet rim.

there are pics, but i dont think we need to see them.

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Originally posted by Coup the first time i got drunk i fell asleep with my head resting on the inside of a toilet rim. there are pics, but i dont think we need to see them.

Oh yes we do!

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by Clovis86 Oh yes we do!

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Originally posted by Clovis86 But the drink I made PWNED. it was 1/3 Baileys Mint Creme, and the rest equal parts Tequilla and Vodka.

UGH... maybe you think it was an awesome drink because it was your first time getting drunk?

As for me... well lets just say that bar-mitzvah parties (yea that whole Jewish, coming of age thing) treated me very well. *note: I was 12-13 years old at the time

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i want to be fucking jewish.... they get all this shit....... ******s!

the *** says fu ck ers

The first time I got drunk I was 15 and my friends and I decided that vodka and orange juice would do the trick. So, I probably had like 6-7 of them, not knowing what alcohol would do to me, and the next thing I knew I was throwing up in the sink of my friend's laundry room. Being stupid and drunk, I thought I could clean it up by dumping laundry detergent into the sink and running water on it and tried to clean it up with my hands like this. Next thing I knew there were soap bubbles all over the place and a sink full of vomit that I just left there while I went and passed out in the middle of the hallway.

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Originally posted by nchs09 i want to be fucking jewish.... they get all this shit....... ******s! the *** says fu ck ers

We rule the world.

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