Hi! I am an up and coming deejay .....

i want to promote myself here .. i here all you guys are super cool and i feel my spamming my dj skillz to you can increase my popularity, therefore getting myself some good bookings at big clubs like spundae, avalon, etc ...

i have produced tracks such as 'baby i got your number', 'straight up girlllll, or you get the bizznatch snap', 'you my number uno gal pal', 'let's get freaky and crunked up', and 'baby let me see your blurred out area (without the blur) .. '

i can spin happy hardcode non-stop .. some pure nice sweet vocals .. some 3 beat tracks with mellow synths .. you name it, i can spin it .. i want to produce the next hot female vocalist for edm .. anyone know where i can get the hook up on some hot looking vocalist i can expose to the crowd as the next hot vocalist of the century ??? .. and a cheap one too, because i cant afford some big name pop start ...

so just remember my name .. dj LeBS ...

yeah yeah .. can you dig it??

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IN B4 DA LOCK!

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Fortuna Favet Fortibus.

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Originally posted by dinoXpress IN B4 DA LOCK!

oh god i hope this was a joke

if it wasn't, its actually funnier

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...I'll be back for breakfast

I believe this to be a very bad attempt at 'Humour'.

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This is trance...
Jose Amnesia - The Eternal (Pulser Remix) / Chicane - Saltwater / Photon Project - Illumination / Gouryella - Tenshi / Altitude - Altitude (SHOKK Remix) / Rank 1 - Airwave / The Thrillseekers - Synaesthesia (En Motion Mix)

You left out 'bedroom' in the thread title

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MarathonMan's most wanted: Spooky - Gargantuan

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Originally posted by eRRaTiK

LMFAO I like that!

bad sonic, bad.

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Maynard James Keenan:
Like hearing my grandmother, talk to her dog that way -- "Ooo
-- puppy!" and I said I'd never do that, ever! And now I have two
dogs and I talk like an imbecile! I wander around, "Ooo! You want
food!" I've turned into a f*cking moron.

Heyyyyyyyyy DJ Lesbo!

Or Lebs...

this'll be closed quicker than a Walmart in Prague.

rawffle!