I have to do this. What the hell should I say. My friend getting married is pretty much like me and does the same shit, his wife is an artist whos nice. Thats all I know about her, dont hang out with her a whole lot. Dont know either of their families.

Go.

O and the other one is for Enfernos wedding. I was thinking of stopping by cuz ill be right near there for his wedding and drunk crashing it and demanding speech rights.

Answers to either are acceptable

Say "My condolences."

Sit down.

Wait for applause.

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Whatever it may take I keep on trying.

haha reminds me of when i had to do mine last october for my brothers wedding... i was scared shitless bc the wedding was in cali and only 20 family members from ny made the trip so i was basically talking to 200 people that i didnt know lol..

just think of something funny thats what i did, but dont make it too cheesy.. think of a memory between you both or something funny your friend might have done and elaborate on it... also say something nice about the wife too lol i dunno what to tell you actually...

dont make it too short, and dont make it too long.. and have a few beers before to loosen up, it also helps with thinking things up on the spot too, worked for me..


good luck.

Sometimes I sit back and start thinking, is that my soul?

make fun of your friend...that's the best way to go hehehe

everyone will laugh and enjoy it...



and then at the end say how lucky he is or something...

Tell everyone how you guys used to play with each others weeners back when you were tiny tots. "oh teh good ole days" you should say "we used to rub each others weeners for hours." & then say "Im gonna miss those days, I wish we were still fondling each others weeners today" *break down & cry* ..or better still run out of the room crying

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drink a WHOOOLE lot...then just say whatever comes naturally

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so gay though....if everyone didnt think he was a good man he wouldnt be marrying her...wtf is the point? To say "well it was fun, now that youre married thatll never happen again? Ill miss you bro?"

lol. fuck! Im just too cynical for this shite.

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Originally posted by loca Say "My condolences." Sit down. Wait for applause.

+1

remember that time we were down in tijuana with those, well I guess they were prostitutes but I don't remember paying them.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 remember that time we were down in tijuana with those, well I guess they were prostitutes but I don't remember paying them.

lets give it up for the best man
*in the background "the better man"


True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...