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oh god i work with one, only he's not a pathological liar cuz i think that's when you believe your lies...he is a compulsive liar. every fucking word out of his mouth is bullshit and i don't know how i know, but i just do. i have really good instincts about people who bullshit and stuff like that, and i know it's not just me cuz this other chick i work with is pretty on the ball about stuff and she is with me all the way. we both joke about him.
he's the biggest slacker and doesn't do shit in the office all day and leaves all the time and no one can find anything (he's supposed to be the file clerk) but he goes to UM and he tells everyone he's prelaw and premed, yet he only goes to class like 2 days a week..lol i believe that he does go to UM, but it's a private college and i bet his rich mommmy & daddy donated money to get him in cuz there's no WAY he applied and got in with his habits...i bet he pays people to take his tests n stuff like that, he is totally that type.
and he also tells everyone that he bought that nice black 2004 corvette that he drives, but i know he hardly gets paid any money at our job and he doesn't have another job and his family is all doctors and lawyers and they're all rich, so im SURE his daddy bought it for him, but he plays it off like, "oh yea i work for my stuff my dad doesn't help me"...
i'm thinking, "so what are u a drug dealer on the side or something"
god i can't stand him. anyway, so yea i just let him know in my subtle ways that i don't buy anything he says and he always tries to play it cool and laugh it off when i call him out.
like the other day we were almost out of fax paper and i've been telling him for like 2 weeks to get it, but he never does. so finally, i fucked with him and i took the last stack and put it under my desk and i was like, "uh oh dude, u better get fax paper we're almost done" and he was like, "i did it's in my car" and i was like, "oh really? go get it right now then" and that other chick i work with was up there and started laughing and she was like, "yea sure it's in your car" and he just laughed and then he was like, "i gotta go make deposits in the bank i'll be back in a litle bit"
and then as he was walking out, i was like, "i can come down with you and get the fax paper out of your car before you leave" and he just acted like he didn't hear me and left. lol
it's like, why can't he just fucking tell the truth and be like, "oh man, shit i'm sorry i totally forgot, i'll go get it now"
he has to lie about everything like that. it's a damn sickness and i pity him.
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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone |
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