while driving?

Has anyone done this? Well I had this long drive (5-6 hours) and it was at night. There was this provocative magazine in my backpack; nothing with nudity but with adequate bikini shots.

SO on the freeway, on an open stretch, and with no cars in sight I started to choke my chicken. The thing is I quickly saw some headlights behind me and boy did they move fast...too fast

The car, or worse yet a high-rise truck/SUV, would be driving by soon so I hurriedly covered my genitals w/ the magazine. Well it was just some old sedan and it passed by w/ no worries.

I continued and finished

Dude, whatever happened to self control?.. honestly I've never needed to beat off that badly.

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Leave the chickens alone!

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Originally posted by trance_shaft while driving? Has anyone done this? Well I had this long drive (5-6 hours) and it was at night. There was this provocative magazine in my backpack; nothing with nudity but with adequate bikini shots. SO on the freeway, on an open stretch, and with no cars in sight I started to choke my chicken. The thing is I quickly saw some headlights behind me and boy did they move fast...too fast The car, or worse yet a high-rise truck/SUV, would be driving by soon so I hurriedly covered my genitals w/ the magazine. Well it was just some old sedan and it passed by w/ no worries. I continued and finished

Why the fuck should we care about this?

Quit being an attention whore.

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Originally posted by wwu.punisher Why the fuck should we care about this? Quit being an attention whore.

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Originally posted by enferno +onehundredeleventrilliononhundredelevenbilliononehundredelevenmilliononehundredeleventhousandonehun dredeleven

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Originally posted by wwu.punisher Why the fuck should we care about this?

you can drive for 5-6 hours straight in the UK??? its that big?

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http://funreports.com/2005/05/17/59822.html

Russian suicidal chicken hangs itself on a fence




A chicken killed itself on the fence of one of the village residents in the Tula region of Russia. An eyewitness of the unimaginable bird suicide says that he was resting on a couch, when his wife rushed into the house and said that a chicken had just committed suicide by hanging itself on the neighbor's fence.

When then man came out to have a look at what was happening, he saw a chicken hanging on the fence indeed. The chicken was apparently trying to fly over the fence, but did not have enough force to surmount the obstacle.

The man's son said that the chicken probably decided to kill itself being unable to lead the horrible life in the provincial village. The chicken is a vulnerable and sensitive bird that might not have the energy to handle stressful situations. Most likely, the Russian suicidal chicken has lost the will to live.

The poor bird was not left hanging on the fence: it was cooked and eaten.

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you dirty pervert.

i am ashamed to come from birmingham with dirty bastards like you choking the chicken in public.

if it helps, i just choked the chicken while reading your story about choking your chicken in the car.

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