gross. put a tampon up your nose.. . good absorbancy.

better than ejaculating blood?

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hehehheehe funny story


rather tasteless, so those of you who cannot bear, dont read.


anyways




about ninth grade, my buddy is staying over at my house, and we're playing playstation or something, drinking loads of mt dew, getting hyper as hell on caffeine. its summer, and hot, so we go outside to chill for a while, and my nose is all stuffy cuz i have a summer cold, hate those things. anyways, i take a papertowel, roll it up, and stick it up my nose, q-tip style, in attempts to clean out any blockage. my buddy dares me to see how far up i can jam it. i comply. it gets quite a ways in, when it starts to itch, and i feel as though i have to sneeze. being the caffeined up little kid i was, when i sneezed, i plugged the opposite nostril, and the paper towel flew out, trailing a long tail of blood, snot, and other nasal juices. this still gets brought up at parties. man, i miss high school

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Originally posted by Zenchowdah hehehheehe funny story rather tasteless, so those of you who cannot bear, dont read. anyways about ninth grade, my buddy is staying over at my house, and we're playing playstation or something, drinking loads of mt dew, getting hyper as hell on caffeine. its summer, and hot, so we go outside to chill for a while, and my nose is all stuffy cuz i have a summer cold, hate those things. anyways, i take a papertowel, roll it up, and stick it up my nose, q-tip style, in attempts to clean out any blockage. my buddy dares me to see how far up i can jam it. i comply. it gets quite a ways in, when it starts to itch, and i feel as though i have to sneeze. being the caffeined up little kid i was, when i sneezed, i plugged the opposite nostril, and the paper towel flew out, trailing a long tail of blood, snot, and other nasal juices. this still gets brought up at parties. man, i miss high school

LOL, it's great when you're young and the only drug you have is caffeine.

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Originally posted by tranceDJ LOL, it's great when you're young and the only drug you have is caffeine.

apparently, im still young

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel gross. put a tampon up your nose.. . good absorbancy.

Hmm good idea.

Oh yeah I sneezed again.

was there more blood?

did you try holding your head back, and applying pressure
with some kleenex?

dry apartments/houses can cause bleeding noses,
get a humidifier, but umm yeah tampons, get the teen ones, they're more slender! they'll fit up your nose better!

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haemophilia sucks ass...

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if you don't have any tampons you can roll up some bounty
paper towel up there, the quicker picker upper.

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Or u could hook up a dyson and let it suck sll the blood out :P