I'm going to a end of semester uni party held at the home of an extremely hot nursing student.

Yes, I know.

So I need to dress as something starting with 'P'.

Suggestions please.

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Professor
Pianist
Prick
Poser
Producer (like a movie producer or something)\
Pharmacist
Psychologist
Painter
Pool Cleaner

pot
also try: pirate, policeman, paramedic, playboy bunny i dunno

Last edited by Goashem on Jun-08-2005 at 02:15

pimp,

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A Pink Poodle.

That'll get her attention.

pit pocket
palpatating beanhead
pure metro?

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a party pooper

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Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk:: pit pocket palpatating beanhead pure metro?

Just out of curiousity, what is a "palpatating beanhead?"

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy a party pooper

if you could somehow manage to pull off this one.

like, put a toilet on your ass, and some shit stains down your legs..... Real shit stains would improve the costume, but lower the chances of getting p00n....so choose your poo-stainer wisely.

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I had one of these parties... the best costume is Pornstar. Wear some short shorts with a pair of rolled up socks shoved down the front, a wifebeater singlet, handlebar moustache and aviator sunnies... also excess chest hair if you can arrange that. bring a pool-cleaning net as well for the classic porn theme "i have come to clean ze pool".

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suggestions ..

-priest : tell all the women that you have been in the seminary for 5 years, and haven't had any poon or smelled a woman when you were in the seminary .. the hoes will be flocking for your virgin "you know what" ..

-pole : i don't know. sounds cool.

-Pooty-Tang : everyone loves him. everyone loves pooty-tang.

-pete tong : ??????

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pirates are hot. go w/ pirate. johnny depp style though, not peg-leg jim style.

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal