hahah ok i had to start a thread about it, sorry...this is cheesy.







so i went to this steakhouse/sports bar for dinner last night for the heat game and i took a quarter xanax (had a couple left from the weekend) so i wouldn't have to drink as much...

so i get there and i have a couple beers and i'm a little buzzed and our waitress was like totally adorable and sweet, and i couldn't stop looking at her (not in a gay way, but just like, "wow she seems really cool" type of way). so anyway i paid for dinner and my debt card is from Navy Federal from when i had that account in high school when i lived on a military base..so she's like, "are u in the military" and i told her no and she told me about her cousin in the navy, and we went back and forth and stuff and bla bla bla... and when she first took our order i told her she looked exactly like natalie portman (she really did look a lot like her) but she didn't know who natalie portman was, and she was like, "i don't watch tv, i just always have music on"...so she got bonus points for that...i asked what kind of music and she said she listens to everything...


soooo


before i left, i wrote on the receipt that if she wants to hang out she should call me and i left my number!


do u think she'll think i'm gay or something? i don't think i would have done that if i wasn't all barred out and buzzed. lol


was that gay? be honest guys, i can take it....

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

That was straight up homo.

Yeah, it was...

i dont know how it works in girl-world. but guy to guy...thats pretty buttesechs

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lol oh well.






but since i was with a guy she probably can assume that i'm not gay...

besides, i wasn't like giving off gay vibes like staring at her a lot and when she took my order she sat down next to me all chummy..so she kinda started it.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

gay, but maybe she is to

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I dunno girls do crazy things. Probebly just thought it was "cute" or really nice or something.

Actually if you had said "what to hang out and stuff" then it would of been alright but the whole writing it on the receipt rather than doing that seems a bit like it could be interpretated as gay.

I mean if she actually phones you won't you think she's a bit lez?

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Was it something like that?

Just take pictures should it go that way, k?

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don't be such a homophobe just go with it

ps don't forget to take pics

i actually did the same thing to a bank teller, and we ended up being friends until she moved out of state. so nah, it's not creepy. plus, lesbians are cool.

slylee you can write your number on my receipt anytime

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