Ugh. I was just biking down a big hill and I unconsciousely opened my mouth. A fairly large insect flew in and blocked my throat. I started coughing uncontrollably for about 2 minutes - after which the bug was still alive. It flew out of my mouth and just as it did, I threw up on the sidewalk.

Go on, laugh at me now.

Ugh.

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Originally posted by Aquarian Go on, laugh at me now.

hahahahaha


No seriously thats sick

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Hmmmm.

Ok well i was eating a doughnut at work 3 days ago on my break. It was really dry and it got stuck in my throat and i didnt have anything to drink. I started choking and part of the doughnut came out my nose....

thats like a worst nightmare.

but thats dunny.

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Originally posted by Special_K Hmmmm. Ok well i was eating a doughnut at work 3 days ago on my break. It was really dry and it got stuck in my throat and i didnt have anything to drink. I started choking and part of the doughnut came out my nose....

EEeeeesshh.

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Originally posted by Aquarian Ugh. I was just biking down a big hill and I unconsciousely opened my mouth. A fairly large insect flew in and blocked my throat. I started coughing uncontrollably for about 2 minutes - after which the bug was still alive. It flew out of my mouth and just as it did, I threw up on the sidewalk. Go on, laugh at me now.

ouch!



for me most disgustin thing ever would be...hmmm...I can't really think of anything. butttt if this counts...I usually drink coffee wid milk and 3 sugar. but one day I accidently put 3 spoon of salt in my coffee(was at my friend house), then drank alot of it at once, then I suddenly realized it taste SALTY, then i throw it all out. it left a mess on my friens sofa and wall and everywehere!! thing is my friend was laughing all the time when I was pissed off!!

im sure I have got much more disgusting things happend to me, but my stupid memory give me error all the time when I need it.

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I was once on holiday in this bar with glass walls,and I was drinkign hot chocolate while my friend started whiping some of the condensation off this window and he said "the people outside must think I am waving".
Who knows why but I half way thru drinking found it funny and laughed/threw up my mouth and throat full of drink all over the window and floor

not anywhere near as sick as your joke.

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Originally posted by willson not anywhere near as sick as your joke.

by joke you mean story?

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ermmm ummmmm ermmmmmmm....

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Originally posted by Googooly by joke you mean story?

Yeh lol.
Sorry reading jokes.
Like this:

What did the mexican say when 2houses fell on him?
Get off me homes.

roflmaoz0rs

i once drank soap =\

i thought they had left some drink in the pitcher, it kinda looked liek lemonade. it wasn't soapy at all, and i took a sip and was like what the hell is this rancid shit, so i took another sip it was kinda gross tasting

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i was playin in a basketball game and i was runnin up court looking the other way and i turned around really quick and my 2 front teeth slammed into some kids forhead and knocked me back....i was in a daze, then felt my forehead noticing that his teeth were stuck into into it...i pulled them out and it was like a waterfall of blood....i later got stitches but it was gross as hell