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Originally posted by Vivid Boy if i got us guns. would u want to start a revolution with me? u can do all the political shit ill just shoot ppl thaqt dont agree with u.

give this country back to its rightful owners!!!!!















no not the natives.







and no not the people.



ME! and jayx1

u know whats even cooler then being really fuckin bored....?





replying to ur own post

JIHAD!

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Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* "Are you guys TAs?" and they'd reply back with "No, I'm on E." Haha

Eric....i Know where u eat ur meals...

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Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee Eric....i Know where u eat ur meals...

crabby dicks crab shack.

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Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* "Are you guys TAs?" and they'd reply back with "No, I'm on E." Haha

ahahahahah id rather a peaceful revolution... guns are for wimps

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Originally posted by jester Everything in this country is illegal.

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery…" Winston Churchill

‎"If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law" - Winston Churchill

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Originally posted by e*motion crabby dicks crab shack.

Apache Burgers....

its like his home away from home

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so anyways i got a story to tell lil kiddies gather around



illnada u can sit on my lap. dont mind papa vivid's pipe in his pocket.

ah where shall i begin

so the day is friday, the location centenial park. the event? RIBFEST! well before i go any farther. i mus explain to you my friend mauro. he has a knack of getting himself into fucked up situations and losing a part of his brain when he gets drunk.

so me and my friend mauro are walking back to my carafter eating some ribs and drinking some beers. in the distance i notice theres a white piece of paper on my windshield and turn to mauro and say "fuck i hope i didnt get a ticket." mauro runs ahead and gets to my car first and picks up the paper. Realizing its not a ticket but a flyer mauro crumples up the paper, tossess it up and gives it a soccer kick.



but hold on lets stop there for a second. for some reason maybe 10 meters from my car. there were 5 thugged out brothers in there mid twenties from east mall smoking a joint talking on their cellphones and carrying 2 pitbulls.


back to the soccer kick. as mauro makes his soccer kick he forgets he has just drank 6 beers and turned from the loveable cool mauro into his moron the town drunk, who with the a drip of alchol can turen into frank the tank. he connects with the piece of paper and at that moment his shoe comes flying off his foot. everything turns slow mo as this pegabo runner/bowling shoe goes howling thru the air. Mauro yells "GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH OUUUUUUUUUTTTTT!" (picture him yelling that in slow mo) 4 of the 5 thugs notice this and all eyes follow the shoe. the one thug is still on the phone holding not suspecting a thing holding his alert pitbull puffin on the doob. CRACK! everything is back to normal pace. this brother got pegged in the mouth with a fuckin shoe! mauro runs over to collect his show apologizing the whole time. "im sorry dude , im sooo sorry didnt mean for that too happen" as hes picking up his shoe he starts petting the growling dog "good doggy! good doggy!" i look at the friends theyre looking at me with this grin. and we all start cracking the fuck up. we shake hands with the thugs and bounce.


close call. but just another day in the life of mauro and eric's drinking adventures

^^^

I can honestly say i would've left my puma and sprinted. pitbulls are crazy.

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Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* "Are you guys TAs?" and they'd reply back with "No, I'm on E." Haha

*yawn*


meh

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Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee *yawn* meh

listen el kay dee.. u think ur a bad drunk. uve never met mauro. however he doesnt go around punching ppl for no reason. but if u do piss him off when hes hammered he'll most likely jumpt thru the window of ur BMW and throwing hooks while ur flying down the street with half of his body hangin out the window.



this is motherfuckin mauro we talkin bout!