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[11:58] Bas //: fuck he's hot

how about now? i changed the server it was on.

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In the beginning there was Jack. And Jack had a groove. And from this groove came the groove of all grooves. And while one day viciously throwing down on his box Jack boldly declared "Let there be house!" And house music was born. I am the creator and this is my house and in my house there is only house music. But I am not so selfish because once you enter my house it then becomes our house and our house music and you see no one man owns house because house music is a universal language spoke and understood by all. You see, house is a feeling that no one can understand really unless you're deep into the vibe of house. House is an uncontrollable desire to jack your body and as I told you before this is our house and our house music. In every house you understand, there is a keeper and in this house the keeper is Jack.

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Originally posted by madhattared how about now? i changed the server it was on.

i see it

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[11:58] Bas //: fuck he's hot

Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall KILL you.


Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.


Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?


(Stewie covering up the dead body of Mr. Lockhart by hiding in his blood-covered suit as a police officer drives up)
Officer: "Everything alright here?"
Stewie: "Oh fine officer, just enjoying the sunset. No law against that, is there?"
Officer: "What happened to your shirt?"
Stewie: "Oh you know, just a pizza party at the office."
Officer: "Oh yeah, where do you work?"
Stewie: "First Fidelity Insurance over on Wayne Bossert Street."
Officer: "Oh my cousin Arnie works over there."
Stewie: "Oh Arnie's your cousin is he?"
Officer: "You know him?"
Stewie: "Oh somewhat, good middle management type. Jjust sort of blends in with the furniture, though, never really wowed anyone at the office."
Officer: "Yeah, that's always been Arnie's problem. Well, take it easy."
Stewie: "Yes yes, you too. Oh and if you see Arnie, tell him 'boogity boogity boo.' He'll know what it means."

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

And of course...

[Quagmire sees a cheerleader tied up in a bathroom stall]
Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot.


Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!


Bridget: Quagmire, will you accept this rose?
Quagmire: Really? After I drugged you and had sex with your unconscious body?
Bridget: What?
Quagmire: Yes.


Quagmire: Hey Peter, uhh you have a card for if you transfered V.D. to somebody.
Peter: Uhh lets see here...uhh yep, "Sorry I accidentally gave you V.D."
Quagmire: Huh, that's all you have is accidental huh? All right I'll take it.


Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.


Quagmire: So, you ladies ever been penetrated?


(Quagmire to girl)
Quagmire: You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you.


Quagmire: Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?
Meg Griffin: No.
Quagmire: Just checkin'.


Quagmire: Hey there spud in the mud.
Stewie: Oh god do you bathe in Aqua Velva?

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

Quagmire: DEAR DIARY....

JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!!

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hahahahahha that pic is awesome. Greatest cartoon ever. I loved that new episode when he has The Petercopter, and The HindenPeter...lol and Joe's like "Oh my god, how do you afford this?"

LOL

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Lois: "Chris, that is such an awful word.....NIPPLE"

Stewie (to death): Email me at louis must die (all one word) at yahoo.com


Social worker: Glen, honey, I got a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: I got a question for you. What are you still here?


Joe: BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!


Love that show!!!

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one of my favorite episodes is "Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows"

that one was classic!

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New Family Guy episode tonight is f'in funny "Haha..Childhood Obesity." xD

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