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i was at Vons today to pick up some envelopes for bills i need to send out. Well, i saw this civic pull over with a cop right behind it in the parking lot. they got caught with drugs
greatest day of my life
the civic had donuts, showing more about how dumb druggies can act
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden
| quote: | | ...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic. |
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