...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.
Aug-09-2005 14:58
Lepanto
Makes you HORNY!
Registered: Jul 2005
Location: The Height of New Colossus
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Originally posted by DjConfessions
boring. let's talk immigration laws
speaking of immigrants, last night i was surrounded by otb's, fresh outa the water, they weren't speaking english and were asking me for directions...i think the whole world should just realize that english is better.
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Jamesfranco, France
when i was working as a cashier a long time ago (9 months ago) i got some guy who didn't speak english, but wanted to get to a shopping center which was only about a block away. i told him to make a left at the small airport. he didn't understand. so i had to put my hands out like a bird and pretend to be a plane.
...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.
Aug-09-2005 15:08
Lepanto
Makes you HORNY!
Registered: Jul 2005
Location: The Height of New Colossus
LMAO, i worked in a pharmacy not too long ago, and this dude comes in and he's like mumbling and scratching his face so i'm like shaving cream ? he's like NO ARGHASHDSADIJSAIJD! im like...acne medication? ARHIHGHAHGHAHAHA. after like an hour i realized he wanted to know where toilet paper is.
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