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You know what's really fun? Try playing chess when you're under the influence of amphetamines. It takes each player like 15 minutes to make their move because you just sit there overanalyzing every possibility of every move. And then you see the cigarette sitting on the table that you really want to smoke. And next thing you know, you're talking about how great you are and how women should be fawning over you. After that, you wonder if you should do another line. Then, you and your friends get into a candid discussion about the drug business and how it's like a giant game of chess, with its pawns, kings, and knights. It's at that point that you remember that you were playing chess, and it's your move.
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