Hey, Got some jokes for ya------>
I thought these rawked!
Q. What is the difference between fish and meat?
A. If you beat your fish, it dies.
What do you call a dog with steel balls and no back legs?
ANSWER:SPARKY
A man walks into a bar. Asks the bartender for 12 shots of whiskey. All of them are lined up.
The man drinks them one after another with out stopping. The bartender asks,"Why you drinkin so fast?
" The man says, "You would too if you had what I got." "What?" "75 cents!"
Q: Why do fags wear ribbed condoms?
A: To have better traction in the mud!
Q:What do you call a bus load of lawyers going off a cliff?
A: A good start.
Q2:What do you call it when there is two empty seats?
A: A missed oppurtunity.
What do a tornado, a hurricane, and a red-neck in divorce court have in common?
Someone's going to lose a mobile home
THIS GUY COMES HOME FROM WORK AND SEES ALL HIS STUFF IS LYING ON THE LAWN.
HE ASKS HIS WIFE "WHAT YOU DOIN. "I'M THROWING YOU OUT. "WHY. "I HERD YOU WERE A PEDIFILE.
"A PEDIFILE? THATS A BIG WORD FOR A 12 YEAROLD.
Why should you wrap a hamster in electrician's
tape?
Answer: So it won't explode when you fuck it.
  
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