i was runing late today, so i didn't wana bother going to work so i was going to call in sick. fuck, i called in sick last week..so what to do?
say i have a family emergency. i wasn't expecting to have to talk to somone cause it usually goes to the machine..but this time it didn't. and when he asked 'whats the emergency' i could have easily said 'i prefer not to say' but instead, i said my cousin fell down the stairs'
silly btg. crack underpressure.
Aug-16-2005 18:15
UWM
mandroid
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Here
How was that the first thing that came to your mind?
Aug-16-2005 18:18
BTG
Ez skinz ez lyfe
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Milton ON
i didn't wana say somthing horrible like my grandmother died, if she didn't, i gota save those.
Aug-16-2005 18:19
Mr. Pink
Furiously Happy
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Atlanta, bitchezzz
dude, falling down the stairs is some serious business
especially if its your cousin.
i mean....wow.....oh man
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Aug-16-2005 18:19
BTG
Ez skinz ez lyfe
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Milton ON
i'll go into work tomorrow and say he broke his neck, so stfu.
Aug-16-2005 18:20
jonze
Unicorn Farts
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: where blue skies meet the sunrise
falling down the stairs is a family emergency? quick everyone get over here, billy fell down the stairs. im going to need bandages and a coloring book STAT.
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pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.
Aug-16-2005 18:20
lücid
electric girl
Registered: Aug 2003
Location: NY
quote:
Originally posted by jonze234
falling down the stairs is a family emergency? quick everyone get over here, billy fell down the stairs. im going to need bandages and a coloring book STAT.
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: where blue skies meet the sunrise
quote:
Originally posted by lücid
i actually lol-ed
my job here is done
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quote:
Originally posted by lucid
pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.
Aug-16-2005 18:24
bananas
baby i got your money
Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Mordor
now what's your work's email? i'd like to give'em link to zee thread
Aug-16-2005 18:25
euphoria
Moderator
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: New York
Falling down the stairs is a very good and legit excuse. For example, one of our co-workers recently fell down the stairs at his home. He was an in his 30's or so, he was hospitalized afterwards and died in the hospital 2 days ago.
Originally posted by ZzZ The Goddess
Falling down the stairs is a very good and legit excuse. For example, one of our co-workers recently fell down the stairs at his home. He was an in his 30's or so, he was hospitalized afterwards and died in the hospital 2 days ago.
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