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Amatuers, the lot of ya!
I've pulled way too many practical jokes to count, but I have a story involving a series of pranks which were pretty good I'd like to share now:
Back in university, I was taking summerschool, and my roomate was working in town, so we were two guys living in a bachelor paradise for a summer. Down the street, there was one girl, and her male roomate, who we knew, and she stole out road signs [which we were using as posters. We stole them back almost immediately, and when we refused to give them to her, she and her friends dumped all kinds of soured, rancid food, from spam to 'cheese-like' milk all over our property. She gained access to our house and one her shoes, she tracked in all kinds of rotting animal flesh, which we were none-to impressed with. Anyway, we secured the house from future incursions that night and came up with a plan. A very vengeful plan that would not only beat out her prank, but just basically show her that messing with two engineering guys is not a good thing to do. We bided our time, beta tested our prank in our own house using modified liquids [more on that later], and waited for the perf3ect opportunity to strike.
I had jsut gotten back from a physics midterm, had gone to the local beer depository, and knocked back a few, when my roomate came storming in, with all our materials screaming 'now's the night, tonight is our chance!' So I dropped my beer, and we staked out her house for 1/2 an hour, waiting for her to leave. she did, eventually, and we gained access into her house via a basement window which we discovered could not be snapped shut from the inside. Once inside, we began to set our perfectly orchestrated plan into action. We had bought fishing wire, rat traps, duct tape, and lubricated condoms. Why you ask? Well, first off, anytime we had to go to the bathroom the previous 2 weeks, we didn't deposit our urine in the toilet. We filled the condoms. Our goal was to piss on her floor in the most unique way possible, and this seemed pretty good to us. We taped the lubricated condoms onto the rat traps, onto her kitchen floor and her living room floor. The trigger for the rat traps was the fishing wire, which extended to the doorframe leading into the room such that the trap was not visible when walking into the room. Upon tripping the fishing wire, the trap would spring, breaking the condom filled with urine, spraying it in all directions in about a 3 foot radius. Very messy.
Anyway, we had more condoms than traps, so for the remaining condoms, we placed them in various locations of the house, a number of them were tied so tightly to door knobs that the only way off was to cut them, causing them to explode, and have to deal with a nice wet handful of urine. Oh, and the lubricated condoms felt nice to the touch in the process as well.
Anyway, the plan went flawlessly, it angered the girl to no end, and we were expecting retribution, and she did try, but that's when my paintball gun came in handy....
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Last edited by Sly_Guy on Aug-27-2005 at 00:02
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