crazy story...
i posted this in the cor, but i'll post it here too for those that dont venture into the cor.
so yeah, this happened after pvd on saturday...
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ended up leaving around 7 in the morning. so my gf and i are walking back to her car in the parking lot and she notices that the driver side door is a little open. wtf?! we get up to the car and theres this mother****** passed out in the drivers seat. i was so in shock i was just standing there. how the fuck did he get in the car?! i guess we left it unlocked, but what are the fucking chances that this cracked out bitch found the one car that was unlocked in a HUUUUGE parking lot full of cars? whatever. so my gf starts yelling at the **** and telling him its her car and to get the fuck out. it takes him a couple mintues to wake up and when he does he has like "what the fuck is going on" look slapped all over his face. he even said "stop yelling, i know what i'm doing." to my gf. so she was like "no you dont, get the fuck outta my car!" this went on for about 5 minutes until finally my gf just grabbed the bitch and threw him out of the car. there were people in the car parked next to us, cuz they noticed this kid was passed out in the car, so they rolled down their window and said "maybe your friend needs some water." my gf replied, "he's not our friend, we dont know who the fuck he is." then the guys in that car got kinda freaked out. so whatever, we finally get into the car, without this cracky in the car and my gf noticed that he threw up a bit on himself and in the car. FUCKING NASTY!!! so we're sitting in the car for a minute just trying to comprehend what the hell just really happened and we're watching this kid stumbling all over the parking lot. just aimlessly walking around. i had my window down cuz i was smoking a cigarette and i notice he starts walking back to the car, i roll the window up, and this kid actually tries to get BACK in the car! WHAT THE FUCK?! he tried getting in the backseat (thank god the doors were locked). so i just look at my gf and i say "babe, just drive, lets get the fuck outta here." and we do.
seriously, WHAT THE FUCK was this kid on? he wasnt just drunk, no way. the only thing i can think of is that he was on GHB, cuz man, he was fucking out of it!
by far the worst/scariest/most cracked out/weirdest shit i've EVER seen at space, or anywhere for that matter. fucking noobs really dont know how to control themselves!
edit: forgot to mention this, but like, even if the car is unlocked, the alarm will still go off. how was he so fucked up that he could turn the car alarm off, but not realize that it wasnt his car? for gods sake, there are CARE BEARS in the damn car!!! oh, and we checked, nothing was stolen. my gfs purse with all her credit cards was right there too. but nothing was missing. thank god.
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Last edited by PatMcGroin on Aug-24-2005 at 16:10
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