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Im in class doing drawing shite on AutoCAD....i took some time off to check the TA forums.The whole room is quite and this comes up....and i bust out laughing.Now every one was looking at me weird.

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Originally posted by TweeK LOL Im in class doing drawing shite on AutoCAD....i took some time off to check the TA forums.The whole room is quite and this comes up....and i bust out laughing.Now every one was looking at me weird.

that happened to me in biology today.. surfin ta..

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hahaha funny

damn i seriously heard that joke in 2nd grade.

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Originally posted by TweeK The whole room is quite and this comes up....and i bust out laughing.Now every one was looking at me weird.

That happened to me in astronomy class a long time ago when the teacher was talking about uranus. I was the only one that laughed, it was so embarrassing, I couldn't stop laughing.

Not possible! The joke is wrong!!

Everyone knows that pickles can't talk!!

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Originally posted by TweeK LOL Im in class doing drawing shite on AutoCAD....i took some time off to check the TA forums.The whole room is quite and this comes up....and i bust out laughing.Now every one was looking at me weird.

AutoCAD ha? planning on becoming a design engineer?? or interior decorator...

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Originally posted by Phil raa A cucumber, pickle and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked. The cucumber said, "Man my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad." So the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar." The penis glared at both of them and said, " You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone puts a rubber tarp over my head, sticks me in a dark room, and bangs my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out

technically aren't a cucumber and a pickle the same thing? i mean the pickle wouldn't be a pickle until you took a cucumber and pickled it, right?

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Originally posted by lücid technically aren't a cucumber and a pickle the same thing? i mean the pickle wouldn't be a pickle until you took a cucumber and pickled it, right?

don't analyze jokes...

Lucid has a good point.

The pickle & the cucumber are related, & usually hang out in the fridge. They do not usually hang out with stray penises. This tells me that the joke is actually a disgustingly sadistic situation, where a penis was severed from a mans body & put into the fridge in the vegetables tray. Im thinking homoside now. That sick fuck that cut the penis off has now probably cut the rest of the body up & put into either a gallon drum of acid or on sandwich with some ketchup.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Lucid has a good point. The pickle & the cucumber are related, & usually hang out in the fridge. They do not usually hang out with stray penises. This tells me that the joke is actually a disgustingly sadistic situation, where a penis was severed from a mans body & put into the fridge in the vegetables tray. Im thinking homoside now. That sick fuck that cut the penis off has now probably cut the rest of the body up & put into either a gallon drum of acid or on sandwich with some ketchup.

I doubt it. The man was probably pleasuring himself with cucumbers and pickles until he passed out. So they could talk together while he was asleep.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Lucid has a good point. The pickle & the cucumber are related, & usually hang out in the fridge. They do not usually hang out with stray penises. This tells me that the joke is actually a disgustingly sadistic situation, where a penis was severed from a mans body & put into the fridge in the vegetables tray. Im thinking homoside now. That sick fuck that cut the penis off has now probably cut the rest of the body up & put into either a gallon drum of acid or on sandwich with some ketchup.

keep up the excellent posting

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