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Logic of the world
A devestating earthquake happened somewhere in the world. Thousands dead.
The far left thing to do would be to blame President Bush, so let's go ahead and do that. Cause that makes sense, doesn't it? He causes hurricanes, floods, wars, solar flares, and earthquakes, right? He knew it was coming. He knew Pakistan sat on a huge fault line, and all their structures were not earthquake-proof. Yet he did nothing in advance. Neither did the president of Pakistan, Sadr-e-Mumliqat. Those two political bastards. But we must all keep in mind, liberal bretheren, that Sadr-e-Mumliqat is from another culture, and we must be politically correct. And to maintain political correctness, we can just shift all the blame onto America, and especially President Bush. That way we don't offend any other cultures.
After all, it's that damn lack of Kyoto protocol ratification in the US and Australia that's causing all the world's problems, all the hurricanes, all the earthquakes, and all the tsunami's. So let's shift the blame onto President Bush. Because it's his fault, right?
Even though it was the Senate, not President Bush, that passed a 95-0 vote for the Byrd-Hagel Resolution and against the Kyoto protocol back in 1997. Even though there is no rational scientifically proven relationship between global warming and mankind. Even though anybody and everybody knows and understands that there is absolutely no link between global warming, the kyoto protocol, earthquakes, and the elected leader of the United States. But why waste time on reasoning and using something I like to call "The Scientific Method" ??
Let's blame President Bush anyway, because it would be the most absurd thing we can possibly do, and it frighteningly might make sense to some people - the far left
discuss... (in a way, I'm trying to start a flame war, so feel free to flame away)
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