Worst Gifts=Sweaters (ugly ones) that you say "why thank you" and then banish to the back of your closet for years

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Originally posted by torontotrance Worst Gifts=Sweaters (ugly ones) that you say "why thank you" and then banish to the back of your closet for years

hahaha i would jus roll up the sweaters and use them like this

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Worst:
Ugly/too samll clothes!
some kind of book
socks!!!

Best:
TurnTable!!!!!!!!
PlayStation 2
A ticket to Amsterdam!

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worst:
-white elephant gifts.. ya know, when someone has something they dont want and just give it to you.. ****** I SAW THAT IN YOU ROOM TWO MONTHS AGO!! ha
-shitty books

best:
-good books
-wool sock (number within reason, i dont need 10 pairs!)
-turntables, of course
-a cloned PvD, ill name him mini-PvD and he spins in my room and for my parties and shit.
-creative shit, i dont ask for stuff cuz i kinda like the suprise.

lata and happy holifdays!
Marc

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no obstacles between my heart and my words; my lips, the great liaison to my soul.

just noticed this and not sure what the hell is going on... i typed ****** up there and it splatted it out.. wow that is wierd, never happened before.
fuck ass shit bastard crap hell.. any more?

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no obstacles between my heart and my words; my lips, the great liaison to my soul.

well... to say fucked, you need to say f u c k ed...

but you can say anything else.....weirD!!!!

best:
1) TT's and Vinyls!!
2) A new computer, with a BIG Harddrive and fast internet connection!
3) Money
4) Car
5) Sex/Drugs/Rock 'n' Roll, minus the Rock 'n' Roll, plus the trance!

worst:
1) Lawnmover
2) that ugly sweater that's too small for you and you have to wear everytime tha person who gave it to ya comes over.
3) dog crap
4) a Bob Dylan CD
5) old, crusty grandma panties.

Merry X-Mas!!!

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

worst
1 used condom
2 bag of kiddy porn
3 naked firemen calendar 1999
4 101 cheesey dance hits for the millenium
5 tin of beans

best
1 vengaboys "uncle john from jamaica" (fragma remix) vinyl
2 new clothes
3 some weird as shit drugs that fuck you up
4 a lethal girlfriend
5 lethal girlfriends best friend who likes 3somes

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Originally posted by The White Rabbi worst 1 used condom 2 bag of kiddy porn 3 naked firemen calendar 1999 4 101 cheesey dance hits for the millenium 5 tin of beans best 1 vengaboys "uncle john from jamaica" (fragma remix) vinyl 2 new clothes 3 some weird as shit drugs that fuck you up 4 a lethal girlfriend 5 lethal girlfriends best friend who likes 3somes

LMAO i was waiting for your triumphant return, you psycho celt.

-worst-
1)ugly clothes (i know it's the thought that counts.. but think about what you're buying before you waste all your hard earned money. )
2)boxes of really gross chocolates
3)gift certificates to the gap
4)cutlery (yes, cutlery.. i'm 19 aunt joy, i don't need knives and forks, damn you. )
5)a punch in the nose

-best-
1)nintendo game cube and ssbm
2)technics (2 of em, preferably w/ a phat mixer )
3)clothes i will wear (..a seemingly impossible task)
4)some upgrades for my pc
5)an mp3 player

mah..peace.

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- Best -

1. My Nan back.
2. TT's.
3. 1 year rail pass from Bournemouth to Sheffield.
4. One of those nice Hard Drive based mp3 players that hold 6gig+.
5. It rhymes with wurlpend.

- Worst -
I'll tell you tomorrow.

Best:
Dex (I got them )

Worst:
An empty box, hehe

Best:
Gift certificates to the local drug dealer.
Some P-H-A-T vinyls!
Loads of cash.

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