So i just realised i hadnt had a wank for a month, which mustve been the longest period of abstinence since i first set upon myself with a wild fury over ten years ago.

Luckily i soon remedied the situation.

But anyway. Longest wank drought?

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hmm, there were a few times such as when i was circumsized when i was 13 lol but the longest without WACKING IT was when i was with my ex who wanted to get fucked 4 times a day. u didn't specify.

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week maybe...a week if not having sex every day

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Originally posted by Lepanto hmm, there were a few times such as when i was circumsized when i was 13 lol but the longest without WACKING IT was when i was with my ex who wanted to get fucked 4 times a day. u didn't specify.

lol, sounds like fun.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

Get a girlfriend or fuck buddy. Youll go alot longer than a month.

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week tops probz, by then you're ready to explode.

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i can remember a stint in college when as stupid as it sounds i just forgot about masturbation...it really wasn't even on my mind...and then day i was man...it's been a while.

I don't masturbate anymore, now that I have a dog.

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Originally posted by josh4 yah are we talking about total abstinence here or just wanking

hmm just wanking

having a gf doesnt mean u cant have the odd tug now and then, and sometimes when she's busy and youre bored at home then there aint much better to do.
just seemed a long time to not even think about the 5 knuckle shuffle

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that's the best time to jerk off in her face. then it'll shoot all over the place. i bet it gets in her eye.








ok that was really gross sorry.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I'm going to have to say from my zeroeth birthday until the day i discovered wanking is the longest i've gone wankless.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I'm going to have to say from my zeroeth birthday until the day i discovered wanking is the longest i've gone wankless.

+1

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.