So I was at a party playing beer pong, pounding beers way too fast and all teh sudden, I have to poo, and the beer was catching up so I also had to purge myself of that. Of course the one bathroom is occupied and there are people waiting, and I just can't hold it in.

Next best thing, grab some paper towels and head outside. squated by the ac unit (This is an apartment complex) let it go. Then I left.

Now its not a strangers house, it was a school party and everyone there is in one of my classes. surprisingly he was cool with it, I was his first outside pooper at his parties.




so who has outside p00ping stories

I was a latchkey kid during elementary school and one day I forgot my key. It would've been a 2 hour wait if I just sat tight for my Mom to get home.

So I dropped a bomb next to our shed. The bad part is that the neighbors dog was hanging out with me and he must of thought it was a Snickers bar or something because he ate it right up.


Yuucccckkk!

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i pooped outside when i was 5 and then i cried because i had no toiletpaper

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"I believe that's referred to as intelligent drum & bass, which obviously means there's a genre of stupid drum & bass out there" (John Peel)

Three stories

I did a poo inside a bush when I was mitching off school. I needed a shit so bad so I decided to have a poo, as no one would see it anyways.

My mum was in the hospital so I had to wait in the car. But I needed a shit so badly, so I got out of the car and did a massive dump near another person's car. What a surprise they must have had.

Both of those occasions, I was 14.

Now this story was when I was 17 and working for a construction company. I needed a poo, so I go to the nearest woods and have a poo on a piece of wood. A few days later, I decided to take a look a few days later and it was all rotten and covered in flies.

i pood once in a restaurant restroom

and never did it again since then

i do this a lot!

went to yosemite and on our trip we did this.

went to the escalante canyon natl. monument and did it...

go on various hikes and do it...

dont do it when not on vacation, though

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i was running at the track and had to go...so....i went

I wiped my ass with Poison Ivy when I was little at Yellowstone National Park. I just remember itching my ass with a fork at a retauraunt and having my ass inspected by a female doctor (I was mortified at the time) and then given some steroids.

Moral of the Story: Don't wipe your ass with poison ivy...seriously.

yea i figure the most important part in extreme pooping is having something safe to wipe with.


all else fails you can do without undies or a sock.

Only once, when I was like 6, don't really remember the details and am thankful of that

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i went piss on my friend's neighbors fence.
i came back about 3 years later when they were having a neighborhood BBQ party and it seemed i left a stain there

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quote:

...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

I was about 5 or so and my mom asked if I wanted to come along or stay outside playing. I wanted to stay outside as the big boy I was. 5 min after she left I had to poop real bad. I took a dump on our lawn next to a bush and used some leafs to clean myself. Felt like Tarzan and shit.

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