if you were a hotdog and you were hungry, would you eat yourself?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from

how do you know when a smurf suffocates?

if the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?

what color is a chameleon on a mirror?

why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

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at mcdonald's why is it a double 1/4 lbs and not a 1/2 lbs

Why is it called 'taking a dump'?

I think it's more like 'leaving a dump'.......unless I'm doing something wrong......

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if you're on the bottom during sex...can you get off?

If seagulls live by the sea, do bagels live by the bay?

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if orange is orange then is there a red?

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if youre happy and you know it...

should you clap your hands?

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quote:

Originally posted by wizniz if youre happy and you know it... should you clap your hands?

No. You should piss your pants, it's far less noisy.

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