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Your daily idiot report
"A Hummer limo filled with people celebrating a birthday party turned into a wild ride early Sunday after a man attempted to steal it, San Antonio Police said. What the suspect did not realize was there were 15 people in the back of the limo.
Twenty-one-year-old Noe Ochoa was arrested, police said. He was held down by people in the limo until officers arrived.
Party-goers could not believe what was happening.
“The Hummer starts to move and everybody's like, ‘What's going on?’” Kenneth Thornton said. His friends had rented the limo for Kenneth’s 28th birthday.
The limo driver was apparently in the back talking to one of the 15 the passengers when Ochoa jumped in to the Hummer, police said.
Thorton crawled through the privacy window to stop the suspected carjacker.
“I flip the park on the Hummer, and it screeches us to a halt,” Thorton said. “Then, I put him in a choke hold until they can get out and pull him out.”
Ochoa appeared before a judge early Sunday with a black eye and several cuts. He was charged with stealing the limo. Ochoa told police his friends ditched him so he needed a ride.
Ochoa remained in the Bexar County Jail Sunday night." (Courtesy of WOAI)
| quote: | | Ochoa told police his friends ditched him so he needed a ride. |
So they ditch you, yet you still a god damn hummer limo! Come on, you want to steal something, carjack a dude in a BMW or something! Shit or alreast hitch a ride, or take public transportation! But dont steal a limo.
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i found a much better story... man this drug dealer small time if he had to call the cops!
"CAMDEN, N.J. -- Two men were arrested Sunday after police said they tried to buy drugs with a grenade, Philadelphia television station WCAU reported.
It happened Sunday afternoon in Camden, N.J.
Authorities said the men were looking for drugs, but when they tried to pay with a grenade, the drug dealers called the police.
The bomb squad was called in and safely removed the explosive." (Courtesy of WTAE-TV4)
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