so we're talking about aboriginal symbols in school today
and i tell my group that i read it was bad luck to kill an emu, except i say emo on accident
so i laugh and say "actually, it's pretty good luck to kill an emo"
this girl, overweight, dyed black hair, eyeshadow, not goth but close
says "no, emo is sad. emo is short for emotional"
so i respond "no, emo is short for stupid"
she says "no, it's for emotional. emo people are emotional beings who live that way to relieve their pain"
i say "emo people are self-absorbed attention-seeking idiots who listen to crappy music"
rest of class, she gives me the most dark and depressed death glare
THE WHOLE REST OF CLASS, that's like 45 minutes, she's just death-looking me, not even turning her head
i swear, she's gonna kill herself this weekend, and it's all my fault
good luck coming your way
amen


marksmith101: hello there
Le Steph0rz: hi
marksmith101: wanna cybur??
Le Steph0rz: sure babe asl
marksmith101: 16/m/ca in florida, titusville
Le Steph0rz: 29/f/ca
Le Steph0rz: holy shit man!
marksmith101: oh strip for me babe
marksmith101: wat?
Le Steph0rz: i think i know u!
marksmith101: wtf?
Le Steph0rz: oh shit, its me, ur teacher, ms. stephanie brown!!
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I was thinking of quiting my job at target
you should look into getting a job at goatse
I heard they have a large opening


Steve: I was buying condoms for a friend of mine at the beach in a drug store
Steve: and I also picked up one of those freezable ice packs cuz I hurt my knee surfing that day
Steve: I put both of the items on teh counter
Steve: the big black guy behind the counter looks at me and says quite loudly
Steve: son, what are you gonna do to that poor girl
Steve: this older couple that was checking out looks at me and then hurries out fo the store


Is there a new virus going around? My Windows has suddenly changed to another language! I think it's Croatian.
You Got Serbed!


Mike: I had a random thought in the shower just before
Mike: I think I was still half asleep
Mike: if you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of johnson's no more tears, would it create beautiful irony?
Hopper: ROFL


Ah, unstable connections
How do I despise thee?
Let me count the ways!
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I logged into the admin account in a comp at my uni.
I drew the word "Owned" and set it as the wallpaper.
Meh, that's good enough to hang with us. >.>
1337
You just lost your cred.
Aw fux0r.
And slowly going into the negatives...

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