So I cut off all communication with my ex a while back. Well we have mutual friends and I get an email from one just earlier and I read it

"I'm doing ok, and did you know your ex is having a baby?"

I got so freaked out, until my 10th finger popped up, and I re-read "having".

Been ten months, and I was pretty damn sure I pulled out every time.

Anyone else ever had a quick scare?

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LOL, feeling relieved aren't, mr. ripped condom

a combination of relief, and surprise...

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Originally posted by Ripped Bag So I cut off all communication with my ex a while back. Well we have mutual friends and I get an email from one just earlier and I read it "I'm doing ok, and did you know your ex is having a baby?" I got so freaked out, until my 10th finger popped up, and I re-read "having". Been ten months, and I was pretty damn sure I pulled out every time. Anyone else ever had a quick scare?

Not since that Indian girl got pregnant when I screwed her at a party when I was a teen...

Lol!
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Orielle - All I Know (4 Tune 500 Mix)

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Originally posted by smokeape Not since that Indian girl got pregnant when I screwed her at a party when I was a teen... Lol! [[[smoke]]] Orielle - All I Know (4 Tune 500 Mix)

Farm animals aren't Indians!

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Originally posted by Ripped Bag Farm animals aren't Indians!

Lol! I thought she was two legged at the time!


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Originally posted by Ripped Bag So I cut off all communication with my ex a while back. Well we have mutual friends and I get an email from one just earlier and I read it "I'm doing ok, and did you know your ex is having a baby?" I got so freaked out, until my 10th finger popped up, and I re-read "having". Been ten months, and I was pretty damn sure I pulled out every time. Anyone else ever had a quick scare?

holy compressed version, batman!

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I got an ex pregnat. So I just threw down the stairs so she would miss carrige. It worked.























i keed i keed

Had a couple real scares with ex's being late & shit but thats about it. As I look back now i was only concerned with the price of the abortion.

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Originally posted by smokeape Orielle - All I Know (4 Tune 500 Mix)

Piece of shit song.

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Originally posted by jonSun I got an ex pregnat. So I just threw down the stairs so she would miss carrige. It worked.

Is it terribly wrong that I laughed.



It's because I knew it wasn't real. But I LOL'd.

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Originally posted by dinoXpress Piece of shit song.

'Spose you like "Spanky Plays the Spoons" down in Beulah, Mississippi better then? Wouldn't expect a fool like you to appreciate good trance music anyhow...


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Originally posted by smokeape 'Spose you like "Spanky Does the Spoons" down in Beulah, Mississippi better then? Wouldn't expect a fool like you to appreciate good trance music anyhow... [[[smoke]]]

I wouldn't exactly call anything by or remixed by 4 tune 500 "trance"...

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