I just realized today that the only (roughly) times I swear are when I'm playing basketball, drving, and playing Halo 2.

The twist of it all though, is that when I start cutting loose it is an amazing array of filth!

I stunned myself today on the highway when I called a guy a "Bitch-made little douche-fuck!"

Where the hell did that come from?!?! I laughed at myself because I'm not some tough guy and me trying to sound/act tough just doesn't fly.

It's like I have an alter ego or something. Any other Jekyll/Hydes out there?

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i think i could qualify haha...


i'm really just about the least confrontational, nice person...
but if piss me off you won't like me...



Ygrene you bitch ass mutha****** i'm gonna kill you!!

i cuss all the time except in front of families. if it's only a parent, or only a child, i still cuss. but if it's both at the same time, then i only use words like "quinticentially obese"

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

i got worms.

Worms would make me cuss and be angry.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I stunned myself today on the highway when I called a guy a "Bitch-made little douche-fuck!" Where the hell did that come from?!?!

Really... HAHAHHAHAAA!!!!
Reckon you don't curse that much.


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Carrie Skipper - Time Goes By (David West Mix)

i can relate to cussing during basketball...its outta control

and the NBA doesn't allow cussing, rite?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

quote:

...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

I try to be nice to anyone I know but put up with zero shit from people i don't know.

I still recall some fuckwit in the passenger side of a lowered civic asking me, "What the fuck I was looking at?" when I was waiting to cross the street to see a friend play guitar at a coffee shop. I walked toward the car and he started rolling up the window so I opened the door and slapped him as hard as I could. He tried to swing at me so pulled him out and beat the shit out of him. I don't let my anger get the best of me anymore though, it's been years but I used to get in fights all the time even though that totally wasn't my personality, I couldn't stand backing down from a confrontation. Totally not worth it as I always felt like shit afterward so now I'm Captain Sweetheart

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Originally posted by smokemape Really... HAHAHHAHAAA!!!! Reckon you don't curse that much. [[[smoke]]] Carrie Skipper - Time Goes By (David West Mix)

ahhhhh its back

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Originally posted by sym ahhhhh its back

Like a heart attack. So WTF's up with you? Post a new tune.


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Conjure One - Extraordinary Way (Low End Specialists)

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Originally posted by Masonious I try to be nice to anyone I know but put up with zero shit from people i don't know. I still recall some fuckwit in the passenger side of a lowered civic asking me, "What the fuck I was looking at?" when I was waiting to cross the street to see a friend play guitar at a coffee shop. I walked toward the car and he started rolling up the window so I opened the door and slapped him as hard as I could. He tried to swing at me so pulled him out and beat the shit out of him. I don't let my anger get the best of me anymore though, it's been years but I used to get in fights all the time even though that totally wasn't my personality, I couldn't stand backing down from a confrontation. Totally not worth it as I always felt like shit afterward so now I'm Captain Sweetheart

you know what u shoulda done? u shoulda took his wallet and found out his parents phone number. then you say "I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your sons gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe him, feed him, and care for him for the rest of your lives." then they go "oh my god" and you so "no no. i'm kidding. he's just dead" and then u run him over with his lowered civic and then go to pep boys and unlower it

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

quote:

...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.