-hits on his best friend's sister.
-occupies two parking spots in a busy area.
-doesn't tip after a decent service.
-copies the work from a fellow student and later on takes the credit.
-keeps pointing out others' faults without ever looking at his own.
-says he's gotta big surprise and then hesitates to say what it is.
-doesn't know when to use "who" or "that" in a sentence.
-spends more than an hour getting ready to go out.
-says he's going to call but doesn't.
-hits the "reply" key only to be the first to flame a decent thread.
-creates multiple accounts on a forum.
-drives recklessly cutting in front of other drivers.
-tries to look at other people's genitals when in public bathrooms, or anywhere else for that matter.
-constantly hits the F5 button.
-downloads porn and doesn't share it.
-dances without a shirt making the guys who don't workout look and feel bad.
-buys crappy beer.
-makes the non-druggies feel uncool.
-dates a girl only for the sex.
-snores as if he had subwoofers.
-doesn't share drugs/music/beer/etc.
-has never failed a course.
-returns movies/books/etc. late.
-fails to get the joke when it's told and gets it an hour later.
-forgets he was meeting with a friend who doesn't have a car to go somewhere and goes by himself.
-doesn't have a car.
-can't do an oil change.
-needs viagra at an early age.
-nominates someone for a job s/he is not familiar.
-fights with the wrong person.
-lies.
-lies after he had lied and was discovered.
-doesn't turn off the cellphone where it has to be turned off or put on vibrate.
-answers the phone in a place where he shouldn't, this is if it isn't a real emergency.
-pays for sex.
-sexes for pay.
-cheers for a crappy team.
-masturbates in public.
-doesn't understand and doesn't ask for an explanation.
-runs out of material.
-copies someone else's material.
-justs waits for the opportunity to make someone else look bad.
-doesn't like animals (some are very tasty, dead and fried of course)
-jumps and screams when he sees a mouse.
-dates a younger girls, and I mean young. Damn pedos!
-learns he didn't win a day or more later.
-doesn't know when to stop.
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Originally posted by ierxium -says he's gotta big surprise and then hesitates to say what it is.

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...makes a post so long that other cor-whores won't be arsed to read it.

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Originally posted by Ygrene ...makes a post so long that other cor-whores won't be arsed to read it.

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Originally posted by Arbiter Lying is a valuable skill, and if you don't practice, you won't be any good at it.

~Garak

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Originally posted by CleverName ~Garak

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...1&q=garak+lying

Great character. It had been so long I had totally forgotten about him.

suck

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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-doesn't tip after a decent service.

OH GOD

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Originally posted by ierxium -hits on his best friend's sister. cute as she is, she's faaaaaar too young -occupies two parking spots in a busy area. I dont drive -doesn't tip after a decent service. Decent service? there's no such thing -copies the work from a fellow student and later on takes the credit. nah, no point in stooping to other people's lows -keeps pointing out others' faults without ever looking at his own. got me there -says he's gotta big surprise and then hesitates to say what it is. you can't really blame she-males for that sort of thing -doesn't know when to use "who" or "that" in a sentence. never come across this, more annoyed by 'could of' instead of 'could have' -spends more than an hour getting ready to go out. metro baby! -says he's going to call but doesn't. talk is cheap, typing is cheaper -hits the "reply" key only to be the first to flame a decent thread.no comprende -creates multiple accounts on a forum. teh lose indeed -drives recklessly cutting in front of other drivers. as per parking one -tries to look at other people's genitals when in public bathrooms, or anywhere else for that matter. is imagining ok? -constantly hits the F5 button. guilty -downloads porn and doesn't share it. also guilty -dances without a shirt making the guys who don't workout look and feel bad. back in the day, not any more -buys crappy beer. pfffft -makes the non-druggies feel uncool. cant change that they feel the way they are -dates a girl only for the sex. it was kinda crap -snores as if he had subwoofers. lol, thank god no -doesn't share drugs/music/beer/etc. I do all the above -has never failed a course. -returns movies/books/etc. late. just dont rent things -fails to get the joke when it's told and gets it an hour later. is my name Bo-ron? -forgets he was meeting with a friend who doesn't have a car to go somewhere and goes by himself.I have no car either, so moot point -doesn't have a car. zing! -can't do an oil change. double zing! -needs viagra at an early age. not bloody likely! -nominates someone for a job s/he is not familiar. revenge can be sweet -fights with the wrong person.I'd rather shad the wrong person -lies.nto a fan -lies after he had lied and was discovered. sucks ass -doesn't turn off the cellphone where it has to be turned off or put on vibrate.My phone is always on silent -answers the phone in a place where he shouldn't, this is if it isn't a real emergency. nope -pays for sex. I couldnt afford the calibre of woman I'd like -sexes for pay. interesting career path tho... -cheers for a crappy team.boo to teams in general -masturbates in public. -doesn't understand and doesn't ask for an explanation. negatory -runs out of material. sometimes -copies someone else's matereal. as above -justs waits for the opportunity to make someone else look bad. nah, but if the opportunity presents itself and the person deserves it... -doesn't like animals (some are very tasty, dead and fried of course) I wub my puppies -jumps and screams when he sees a mouse.I wouldnt spend much near my pc now would I? -dates a younger girls, and I mean young. Damn pedos!those days are long gone -learns he didn't win a day or more later.there was competition? -doesn't know when to stop.well, in my defence, I am unbelievably bored ...

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My Mixes

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Originally posted by ierxium -hits on his best friend's sister. -says he's going to call but doesn't. -makes the non-druggies feel uncool. -dates a girl only for the sex. -has never failed a course. -returns movies/books/etc. late. -lies. -cheers for a crappy team. -dates a younger girls, and I mean young. Damn pedos! -doesn't know when to stop. ...

Guilty as charged!

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

don't be that guy who brags about having certain tunes on mp3 and not sharing.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone