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went to petco yesterday
and bought a new hermit crab. we (my friend gianni and i) started to think of names before we even got there. (mind you, hermie is a dark red/brownish color. so was rocky, bless his little soul.)
me: how about alistair?
gianni: ghey.
me: so what do you suggest?
him: sex machine.
me: 
him: we could call him ash.
me: we should call him whitey.
him: i like opi. opi ash whitey.
me: sounds good. whitey for short.
so we go to the tank and pick a small one who was sleeping so i couldn't see the color of his body cuz it was in the shell, and guess what color he was? ashy/white!
brought him home- he's just like a newborn, always sleeping but now, everytime i check on the kids, hermie's attacking whitey whitey's always on the defense and hiding all the way in his shell and hermie's clawing inside his shell. damnit.
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